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If you like me, I would be happy if you could buy it this time.
So, if you bought it this time and told me that you bought it at Izumi-san's party at Wachacha and Budokan, I will give you a refund.
And if you buy it, you will hear this sound.
Yes, it will be here, so if you are watching YouTube, please buy a Mobpi normal ticket from my fixed person.
If you are here, you can buy it in the back.
I would be happy if you could buy it.
So, let's call it right away.
This time's guest is this person.
Thank you.
Everyone here already has a familiar face.
I would be happy if you could take a little check.
Can you put this in too?
Thank you!
Once again, please introduce yourself.
I'm Izumi, a cameraman. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
Every time we have a 24-hour talk live, we invite a cameraman who is at the site.
Nakaya-san was here the other day.
Nakaya-san, is this your first time?
No, I think I've met him about twice.
Have you ever talked to him?
A little.
He talked like a professional cameraman.
At 5 in the morning, he was really good.
He was a funny guy.
I'm looking forward to Izumi-san's funny talk.
I'll do my best.
Once again, please introduce yourself.
He often takes my group photos and takes pictures of my one-man live and off-shot photos of live performances.
He also takes pictures of my "ahsha" and other goods.
Izumi-san also takes pictures of my latest "go ahsha" in front of the grape orchard.
He's like my creative director.
- He was with us yesterday as well. - He was with us yesterday as well.
He said he had a shoot until midnight yesterday.
What time did you leave for the shoot, Izumi-san?
- Well, like I said earlier... - Yeah.
- I left for the shoot with the president from 9am. - Yeah, we had dinner together.
- I left for the shoot at around 5am. - Yeah, you left at 5am.
And then, Nakaya-san was shooting for about 3 hours, so we left at 8am or something like that.
Yeah, that's right.
Like, Izumi-san, you didn't sleep at all, did you?
I slept for about five hours.
You slept for about five hours?
Yes.
I was told to give me what I took yesterday, so I've been doing it since noon.
Is that so?
The reason why our president is nice to Izumi-san is because of his recklessness.
Recklessness.
It's a very high-tech technology.
He's making an orchestra of Budokan.
I got my new outfit yesterday.
Usually, you can't make an orchestra in 20 days like a month ago.
But the reason why I use the goods shop I always go to is because...
Yuzu works well.
So, I always get what Izumi-san took on the day and give it to the goods shop as it is.
That's my schedule.
It's always like that.
Seriously.
You always argue with the president.
I don't say it.
You don't say it.
I don't say it.
It's all broken up.
I know.
I usually start with "It's open tomorrow and the day after tomorrow".
That's right.
You usually force him to open it for you.
I can't say "no" anymore.
That's right.
So, if you are a company that makes and trades stocks, please refer to this.
I'd be happy if you do.
So, I'd like to hear Izumi-san's story.
Izumi-san, you're shooting "Watcha Cha"?
How is it?
To be honest, it doesn't last this long.
About two and a half years.
That's right. It's about two and a half years.
After you asked me to shoot "Watcha Cha" for the first time, you invited me to all of your concerts and goods.
That's right.
I heard that you dropped your server and that you changed the URL of your stream.
Thank you for coming. Wait a minute, I'll share it with you.
YouTube live has a lot of things.
It changed at first.
Where did you do it first?
At first, Nozomi-san was doing Christmas at Kinema Club.
First of all, I asked her to take a picture of it as a flyer or goods.
Oh, that's right.
You used to take an idol group called "sumosumosan" in the first place, didn't you?
That's right, that's right.
So I asked you to introduce us to a cameraman who would take that kind of steam.
Mr. Sakai called me and that's how it started.
How about now?
Now we've been together for a long time.
You've been together for a long time, haven't you?
We used to meet every month.
We used to meet every month, and we went to Nagoe.
I went on a little trip.
I went on a trip and you graduated from college.
That's right, that's right.
He took me to my college graduation ceremony.
And there's a "hi yes" with the president.
Give me a break.
Isn't the Shinkansen going out, president?
He said he wasn't going out.
But you said you could go home by taxi yesterday.
We went home by taxi.
We took a taxi at 8 a.m.
Sometimes it happens.
It happens.
So I asked you about the timing.
I asked you if it was okay.
I asked you when you were about to go.
I asked you if you were going to go or not.
I got a "yes" right away yesterday.
The president was tired, too.
But do you like the picture you took yesterday?
It's not as usual.
To be honest, even if you didn't change the lighting much,
For the first person,
"This is the picture."
That's what you said.
The poster that I got yesterday is the poster of "ackstar" and crowdfunding, but it's really good money.
And yesterday, I put my hair in my room, so I got my hair done by the person who did the Budokan room on the day, so
even among my goods, I got a lot of gorgeous photos, so if you crowdfund me,
I think it's a poster of each member's crowdfunding.
Crowdfunding for "mobut" and "ame" is still going on, so even if I win, I won't regret it.
The quality has improved so much that I hope you look forward to it.
"Wachacha off-shot"
"I will give you a picture as a gift."
Yes, I tweeted it.
Please tweet me in the official site as well. Please also tweet me in "wachacha" and "japan wachacha". Thank you.
I'm wondering if "wachacha" is easy to take pictures of.
Certainly. I'm eating a rice ball in front of you, so I can't answer you. It ends in two bites.
That's right, but if you take it in "aasha" or "studio", these girls only take about 10 or 15 one-cuts, and it ends quickly, so it's pretty fast.
Yesterday, one person only took about 5 minutes.
"mob" is in progress, so...
If it's another group, they're already taking it two or three times.
"Could you do it one more time?" "Could you do it a little more?" They say a lot, so "wachacha" is pretty fast.
That's right. Well, everyone is cute, "wachacha".
That's right.
It's a small voice, "that's right".
It's the same voice size as "nakaya".
On the contrary, how is it? I've been taking it for two and a half years, but it's still being taken.
It's still being taken?
Well...
The capacity of the gigafile is heavy.
It can't be helped, seriously.
Ah! Miki-chan is wearing it! Ultimate Miki.
Is it real?
Izumi-san! What do you think of Miki-chan? Is it easy to shoot?
Her live performance is really cool.
Yeah! Her live performance is really cool in the first place, isn't it?
It goes well with her concept.
Why don't you shoot me in a cool way?
No, because you're a comedy specialist.
It's cool, though. Izumi-san took it for me.
Do you like it? No, I like it.
Stills take a lot of time to shoot,
but our president doesn't have a sense of time,
so the time taken in the studio is very short.
It's short.
Yeah.
It's not impossible to shoot, but...
Yeah, but...
That's why I advise you to take a little break and say, "Isn't this pose better?"
and make it as short as possible.
And I get a check on the spot and send me only the images I use.
That's been happening a lot lately, hasn't it?
Recently, the president doesn't come to the scene sometimes.
That's right!
Yesterday, we had dinner with Izumi-san,
and then the president disappeared.
What were you doing?
What?
But the food you took me yesterday was really good.
It was good. What did you eat?
Um... Sashimi.
He's eating sashimi.
Four of them.
He's eating sashimi without cleaning up.
We were about to eat as soon as we arrived.
I hate that.
The members were working hard to carry clothes in the rain.
And you sent me the address of the restaurant, didn't you?
Then my Nozomi-san misunderstood and said, "That's the studio."
I said, "I went to the restaurant."
She was really angry.
"Give me the address!" She was angry.
But I'm glad you liked it.
Who is the best member?
It's not easy to shoot, but...
Do you feel like a cameraman?
I think Bob-chan is...
Even if he's there, his movements and expressions are very...
I think he has a wide range of movements.
I have a wide range of movements.
Bobo bobo.
Other members are...
Wait.
Other members are...
When I take Yagura-san's Acha-cha's "Ah-cha-cha",
I take a normal cute one and a little playful one.
YouTube or something you can use as a material.
I really like Yagura-san who takes it with that playful material.
Yeah, I know!
The number of takeouts is about twice as much as usual.
Yeah, it's weird.
Yagura-san is really playful during the shoot.
The picture of him being playful and making only the person in front of him laugh is crazy, isn't it?
I like that one better.
But if you look at it normally, it's just a little ugly.
Oh, I took it off.
That's really good, isn't it?
I like that one better.
The number of takeouts is always more than usual.
Rather than a cute face,
various facial expressions come out when I'm doing a story.
That's right.
And that poster of Budokan is also Yagura-san's weird face, isn't it?
I heard that the staff decided it on purpose.
But I can only do that kind of Yagura-san.
That's right.
I don't think other members have that kind of charm.
No, no, no, no.
If you buy me that kind of thing during this time, I'll use it as my own.
It came out yesterday, too.
Yagura's funny face will definitely come out once a day for Izumi-san's shooting.
It's always like that.
So I'll send it to you all.
If you're buying it from a distribution or something like that,
I'd be happy if you could look forward to it.
I see. I think we'll be together for a long time, so please make a photo book or a picture book of Yagura.
I'll call you "CEO".
No, I'll buy it as your creative.
It's expensive.
You said it in a small voice.
You also took beautiful pictures of MOV's sponsor, right?
I took it as soon as I started taking it.
I see. You asked for it right away.
As a cameraman, you asked for it right away.
I thought I'd do it.
The pictures of MOV's sponsor are also quite popular.
I think many people don't know how to become a cameraman.
Why did you want to be a cameraman at first?
When I was a college student, I worked part-time at restaurants and pharmacies, but I didn't want to do it.
You didn't want to do it.
I wanted to be a salaryman or something like that.
At that time, I was addicted to cameras and wanted to be a cameraman.
I'm from Osaka, but I moved to Tokyo.
I didn't know you were from Osaka.
I'm from Osaka.
Are you from Osaka?
I don't know.
You don't go to Kansai at all, do you?
I go there.
Really?
Yes, really.
I didn't know you at all because you and your mother were from Kansai.
Are you from Osaka?
I'm from Osaka.
What?
I didn't know.
It's early in the month.
I only see you at the studio.
That's right.
I see.
And?
I quit my job and joined the studio.
I learned how to use equipment and learned how to use it.
Are you free now?
I've been free for a long time.
How long have you been free?
It's been five years.
How old are you?
I'm 30 years old this year.
30?
Yes.
I moved in with Nozomi.
Nozomi is the first one up.
Then it's not over.
Even if you're independent at about 25 years old, you're still doing it for free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There are cameramen who are in the same category as those who are free.
What's the difference?
Basically, it's free, but...
People who do beauty enter an agency or something like that.
Beauty?
Beauty, that beauty magazine.
Oh, that's a beauty-type thing.
Actually, I just said it in parentheses.
No, it's normal.
It's normal, right? Beauty.
What kind of people are we?
Idols and music.
Music?
Is there a lot of people who do music for free?
It's free now.
Oh...
Basically, there are more people who don't join.
Don't join.
To the agency.
Oh, that's right.
There are quite a lot of people who don't do anything.
There are more people like that.
But it's like...
It's a battle of skills, isn't it?
If you say you'll take it...
Oh...
The truth is, during this time period...
We were trying to do an off-shot of Izumi-san.
But...
The president didn't select it.
Apparently he didn't do it and we can't see it.
Um... screens and stuff.
Can you show it?
If you can, I'd like to show it to you.
And by the way, this 24-hour talk event...
You've been on camera all along.
Um... it was like that last time, too.
That off-shot.
My back side and...
Um... the way I eat my meals and stuff.
That off-shot...
Um... we'll sell it again as a base.
So please think of it as crowdfunding.
This 24-hour talk event...
As you may have noticed...
We're handing out Apple cards and stuff.
Um... it's a lot of work.
So I'd like you all to cooperate with us.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I don't know what the project is about.
Is the president going?
President? President?
President?
President, what was the project about?
What is it about?
Let's do it!
I said yes!
Come, come, come!
Oh, you're happy? That's right, we're doing it this time as well, so please look forward to it!
And we're also doing a present project, so I'd be happy if you could retweet our 24 hour talk present project as well!
Please look forward to it!
So, Izumi-san, you have... how many hours left?
Ten more...
Two, three, four...
Fourteen, fifteen...
Fifteen left!
Yes! We've come this far!
Right?
So, since we don't have a scoreboard, I really thought about it earlier.
Oh, did you?
I thought about it and thought of a good game.
What are you going to do?
Well, like I said before, I was going to bring an off-shot, but you can't show it on the screen.
Oh, I see. That can't be helped.
That's right. I was going to say, "think of a different game."
But I just thought of it now.
You're honest. You're a very honest person.
So, the game we're going to play with you, Izumi-chan, is...
This one!
Let's make words with "kaminoku" and "shimonoku"!
I just thought of it!
No, you did it earlier.
Not earlier, but I just thought of it.
It's a game that's been in my 20 years of gaming life.
It's a game that's fun for anyone to play.
That's what I came up with.
Combining "kaminoku" and "shimonoku"...
Yes. Let's make words. Let's make the best words possible.
Izumi-san, can you do it?
It's like the president's salute.
Oh!
No, it's something we do together.
Oh, I see.
Okay, so this is the whiteboard.
Yes.
So first of all, do you call it a salute?
"It's like this." I'd like to go with that kind of feeling.
First of all, the theme is...
Heroes' best lines are...
I see.
...divided into "kaminoku" and "shimonoku".
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll say "connection" first.
This time, it's the difficult one, "o".
Yes, yes.
For "kaminoku", for example...
"omae o" and "shimonoku" are like "taosu".
Yes, yes, yes.
"Omae o taosu" becomes a sentence and it's like a hero's best line.
Yes, yes, yes.
I just thought it would be good to do something like that.
Oh, wow!
It certainly looks like it's going to be interesting.
That's right.
The heroes' best lines are...
This time, "connection" is "o".
"kaminoku" and "shimonoku"...
You can't talk about "kaminoku" or "shimonoku" at the same time.
- You can't, right? - You can't.
So "kaminoku" and "kaminoku" might be the same thing.
- That's where "kimochi" and "kizuna" come in. - I see.
- It's like a three-year relationship. - That's true.
"If it's this song, I'll go for "kaminoku" or "shimonoku"."
- Yes, yes, yes. - "I'll go for "shimonoku" or "kaminoku"."
- "Yui-chan will go for "shimonoku" or "kaminoku"." - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Yes, it's a hero's final line. - Yes.
A hero's final line.
And the last line is the most difficult one.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
It's like a sentence.
It's better to read it from you, Izumi-chan.
Is it such a super cultured one?
I think it's just a word.
I see.
This game needs improvement.
- It does. - It does.
- It's quite difficult. - It depends on which one you read first.
Let's read it first.
Let's read it from you, Izumi-chan and go with mobs.
Really? Can I write it?
- Let's start with mobs. - Yes, okay.
There will be improvements. It will be improved during the game.
- It will get better and better? - Yes, it's the same as law.
- It will get better and better. - I see.
- Yes, you wrote it. - Yes.
- Let's get mobs and Izumi will read it. - Yes.
Let's start. The famous line of "hero" is...
- "You are..." - "You are..."
- "You are..." - "You are..." Why?
- This is God. - What?
You wrote it for such a long time. What?
- "You are..." - What?
- I said "run away" but... - It's like this.
- What? It's short. - Yes.
Okay, okay.
Next, Izumi will read it as God.
- Mobs will be read as Lord. - Yes.
It's better to decide it.
Here it is.
What is the famous detective's famous line?
"You are..."
- "You are..." - "You are..."
God.
- The famous detective's... - Famous line.
- Famous line? - Yes.
"You are..."
"There is only one truth."
Conan's line.
Let's go.
Izumi turns it over and then Mob releases it.
What is the famous detective's final line?
"The culprit is..." "The culprit is..."
"The president!" "Stop it!"
"It depends on the case."
"Basically, it's the president." "No." "Yesterday, too."
"That's not true." "Basically, it's the president."
"Isn't this a success?" "This is a success."
Time difference is correct. Thank you.
It's late.
It's a game you imagined.
What did you say just now?
It's better if it's reversed.
When Kami and Shimo do it.
It's a little weird.
Next, Mob will do Kami and Izumi will do Shimo?
Yes.
Let's go.
What is the best pro-boys' line?
The connection poem is the most difficult one.
"I love you."
I see.
The best pro-boys' line.
I want to say this.
I don't know the first one.
Are you ready?
I'm Kami and Izumi is Shimo.
What is the best word for "propose"?
"I will definitely make you happy."
"I will make you happy."
Koizumi-san.
"I will definitely make you happy."
But it's a little deep.
"I will definitely make you happy."
It's not deep.
It's shallow.
It's very shallow.
It's good, isn't it?
It's interesting.
It's getting fun.
Next, Izumi is Kami.
And Shimo is Moto.
What is the new menu of izakaya?
It's "no".
It's like "takenoko no mizuni".
I see.
"takenoko no mizuni" is not delicious.
It's just "takenoko".
It's like the new menu.
It's like canned food.
"what what what what"
It's like "um um" for "kaminoko" and "mob" for "takenoko" but
"takenoko" is correct no matter what you say.
That's right.
"takenoko" is correct even if you say "shimo".
"takenoko" is "no".
Let's move on.
What is the new menu of izakaya?
"toretate no"
"peperoncino"
It's not there.
It's not there naturally.
It's like "yama yama" and "tori niku"
I want to fall down.
There is something new like "peperoncino".
It's not there.
It's good, isn't it?
It seems to be there.
It's like a little expensive "french".
"toretate kinogoro"
"toretate kinogoro" is obvious.
"peperoncino"
"toretate no peperoncino" seems to be there.
That's right.
Is it there?
It's fashionable.
Is it there?
Next is the opposite.
This is "kami".
I can do it for a lifetime.
This is fun, by the way.
Wow! You're a genius! You came up with it first!
That's right.
Can I work on this?
The titles of Ghibli's new films are "Mob" is "God", "Spring" is "Death", and this time it's "Brain".
"Howl's Moving Castle", "Next Door's Totoro", "Big Cat's House", "Sky Castle's Raptor", "Windfall's Nausica",
"Heisei's Tanuki Gassen's Pompopo", "If you listen carefully, you can see your brain", "Grenade's Pig", "Is it usually on your brain?"
Oh, that's right.
"On the top of the cliff".
I'm sure of it.
This is like a new film.
It looks like it.
"Mob" is "God", "Spring" is "Death".
I'm "God".
Yes.
Let's go.
The title of Ghibli's new film is "Mob's...
...shining blade".
It's there!
You're not going to say it.
You're going to say "oh yeah".
It's cool!
"Mob's shining blade".
Quest! Quest!
It's got a bit of a Ranobe feel to it.
It's definitely famous.
This is about a hero who has a special blade.
Mob's...
Like a sacred sword legend.
Yes, yes, yes.
A guy who gets through this becomes a legend.
That's what I thought, but actually, my mom passed away five years ago.
She passed away.
Yes.
And five years ago, my mom came out as the last boss.
No, I don't know.
You don't have a sense of self-worth?
Yes.
What do you think?
If it was just a military sword...
Oh, it's a blade.
If you write it like that, it's a blade.
I wanted to say "blade".
"Mob's shining blade".
It's a shame.
Let's go to the next one.
Yes.
“Izumi” is “God” and “mob” is “Simo” right?
No connection this time!
What is Doraemon's secret tool?
Mine is “Simo”.
“Simo”
Personally, I want it.
I think I've done it once in my life.
"What do you want for Doraemon's secret tool?"
Yes.
Excluding the four-dimensional pocket.
Yes.
I think it’s “if box” for sure.
What?
What is it?
“If Cannabis” for sure.
I think it’s “Dant Twitch” for sure.
I don't need it.
What is it? “Galibertunnel” ?
What is it?
What will you do with it?
If you take it, it will be a small spotlight.
I don't need it.
What do you want?
“Docodemoda” for me.
What do you mean?
If the box is fine.
Is that so?
“If you were living in the United States...” is fine.
But it will be a different world line.
Yes.
Right?
But if you have "Docodemoda", you can go to Osaka without taking the Shinkansen.
It's small.
No, no, no.
I just want to take you on a trip.
I want to enjoy this world as it is.
I see.
I don't have to scare you, do I?
Scare you?
Scare you.
What was it?
“Draemon’s Secret Tools”
“There is nothing without God.”
“I am below.”
The fountain is up, the wood is down.
“Yes, yes, okay”
“Yes”
“Well, yes, that’s how it feels.”
“I think you’re connected, now.”
“I’m very trapped by him.”
“Yes yes”
“That’s what you’re saying, ‘That’s what you’re saying?’
“Yes”
The secret tool of Dracula.
“Don’t be pulled in an infinite box, for me.”
A secret knife!
“Not what, that’s.”
“Unlimited, Unlimited Train”
“Whoever they take, they’ll go out.”
The Infinite Box.
“Not necessarily.”
The Secret knife film.
Don’t get 10,000 out of it.
“I’m not going out in the box yet.”
“Do not go out at the upper bound.”
“Unlimited box, it’s absolutely helpful.”
“It’s hard.”
“Only when pulling, it’s helpful.”
“Oh, of course”
“Yes, that’s why I’ve finished the problem.”
“Oh, I said eight thousand!”
“Yes”
“I’m hiding, but I can
I can, I can
I can, I can.”
“Yes, you’re hungry just you’re both you’re full of stomach,” “Yes
our president, you’re very pleasant
you’re not eating,” “Yes,” “Yes if you’re left
you’re very bad mood,” “No
you’re pleasant, you’re going to be,” “Yes please,” “Yes, yeah
yeah, the name that might be in the idol group,” “Oh
a great problem,” “The name that might be in the idol group,” “There’s no connection word,” “There’s no connection word,” “There’s no connection word,” “There’s no
there’s no, there’s no
there’s no, there’s no.”
“Low Hair” “Low Hair” “I’m Up” “I’m always commenting on Tomato
gentle” “I’m buried with Tomato
oh, I’ve heard it” “I’m going to buy it in what way” “I’m up” “I’m always commenting on Tomato
gentle” “I’m buried with Tomato
oh, I’m going to hear it” “I’m going to buy it in what way” “I’m going to buy it in what way” “I’m going to buy it in what way.”
“Well, do you feel like this?” “Beautiful system or cute system” “No
it’s not too hanged on me” “Not so” “No
really, I’m going to go” “Yes” “So
from Ipin, the name that might be in the idol group” “Pripre era
may be” “Pripre time
this, my tweet was charged when the word and” “Not so
but the Pripre itself”
“Yes, any idol group” “Live cute” “No
so everyone is out of the ass
seriously” “Mabi, I can” “No” “Yes yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah...
“Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
But the chairman who is afraid of something
is a grape cottage
is in front of a big unit
and the ordinary answer is all
no, the other is trying to sleep oh, yeah, then
the next is the name of the sushi story you want to eat clay, or something
like the nikan of the pre-sermon.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What, really, what do I say
"Oh, then, do we make a catch copy of the idol?" "The catch copy of the idol yeah" "No, yeah
Momo's fiction or Momo's country
as if you came from "Oh
yeah, it's not a "connection poem" "Who is the president?" "The worst" "I'm up?" "I'm really the worst" "Yah
the connection poem, what?" "Yah,
If Ipsis is in the word of God
it’s okay without the connection poem
let Izmi lead to the name
for example, I came from Momo’s feathers
Momo’s kingdom, what is
let Izmi lead to Modi,
is there a sweet and sour fish?
There is a sweet and sour fish.
It is scheduled for Tokushima.
Everyone is sleeping.
Good night.
But last time, this time was the most sleepy, wasn't it?
That's right.
This time is the most sleepy.
So, both the listener and the audience at the scene think it is best to sleep, and for the time being, we are preparing IZUMI.
Oh, is that so?
Well, if I have this, I'll sleep.
Stop it, let's finish this.
It's noisy.
Somehow, somehow, purple, purple, yellow, let's make it a color, a color, a color.
Make it a color?
Like purple, yellow.
Purple, yellow.
What color is purple, yellow?
Purple, yellow.
I don't know.
It's not mixed.
Purple.
Like light green.
There are a lot of idols.
Yes, there are.
Isn't it hard to remember?
It's blue, isn't it?
Like blue light blue.
It's really hard to remember, but it's like that, isn't it?
I don't like blue, idol.
I like light mint, but I don't like green.
Green?
Even though it's gentle?
That's right, that's right, that's right.
So it seems like you want to make it sound a little cute.
For example, it's not like I don't like it, but there was a saying like peach pink.
I think it's okay with pink.
No, it doesn't sound cute.
Oh, that's what you mean.
Then I'll go.
Yes.
Then it's better to have such a cute catchphrase.
It's very cute and definitely charming.
Yes, then, please start with the idol's catchphrase.
He's from Tachimbo.
The worst.
Dark black.
That's right.
Look.
That's really right.
Oh, I got it.
What's up?
One sheet.
Two sheets? Thank you.
Wow.
From Tachimbo.
Dark black.
That's right.
Dark black from Tachimbo.
That's right.
Dark black from Tachimbo.
Right?
Is it black?
Yes, from Okubo Park.
Okubo Park?
Yes, Okubo.
Yes.
I usually do live shows around there.
I see.
After the show, you can go shopping.
You can buy an idol right away.
It's terrible.
If you sold two tickets, please go to X's Amatech and Budokan.
Thank you, Ishaki-san.
Ishaki-san of Kameko bought it for you.
Is that what you want me to do?
No.
I think you bought it for me before.
You saw the timing.
I like glasses.
Yes, you do.
When you take a picture with an idol, you ask them to wear the glasses you bought for you.
Yes, I like glasses.
You wear them.
I think you like them very much.
You both wear them.
That's why you're popular now.
Is that so?
It's okay. I'll wear Suzuki glasses.
I'll wear cute women's glasses.
You bought a good one, didn't you?
Yes, it was very interesting.
Do you have any announcements?
You don't open a classic store, do you?
No, I don't.
I just want to do it.
If you open a classic store, what kind of picture will you display?
I like portraits.
But I'm not confident in portraits.
Is it limited for women?
But I've taken a picture with Ippei-san.
With your iPhone?
No, with my computer.
I took a picture with Ippei-san, Higashi-san and other members with my mirrorless camera and took a picture with them.
My manager, Higashi-san, is very good at taking pictures.
But Ippei-san is terrible at it.
I don't know if it's because I'm a comedian or not, but when I turn the camera to him, he always turns his head like this.
He always turns his head like this.
Yes, he always turns his head sideways like this.
I want a picture of Ippei-san's before and after.
I want you to take a picture of him in a cool way.
You don't want it?
No?
No one agrees with me?
You don't want it?
I'm done with this.
You're going to fight in the city, aren't you?
You're going to use an idol as a portrait?
I'd like an actress, but...
What do you think?
Are there any dramas?
I wonder if there are any.
Do you work as an actress?
I wonder if there are any.
I can only prank you.
I'm sorry.
I'll say it because it's a love story.
Welcome back.
I thought you came back from the bar.
Welcome back.
You thought this was your house, didn't you?
Now is the most exciting time in 24 hours.
It's the peak.
It's the most sleepy time of the day.
I'd like you to use me in such a situation.
Really?
Can you use me?
Of course.
I'll use you.
The president is expensive.
Is he expensive?
What about me?
The president is...
One shutter, 70,000 yen.
It's expensive.
What about me?
I like it.
70,000 yen is good.
Is it hot?
I like men who take pictures of me.
If you have a private store, do you go out with your fans at night?
I do.
I invite them.
Of course, we have grapes on March 31st.
From morning to night.
That's KURA-FAN's all-dater present.
That's right.
You're from Izumi-san, aren't you?
That's right.
We're there from 9:30 in the morning.
That's early.
Then...
Let me tell you something.
There's KURA-FAN.
We made a decision and announced it.
The next day, the president called me and announced it.
He said, "You can do it."
I didn't say it in advance.
I don't know about it.
You don't know about it?
I don't know about it.
But you did it, didn't you?
The president always says "yes" or "yes" when he says "you can do it."
That's right.
Who said "yes" or "yes"?
I knew it.
You knew it!
That's right.
You said something different.
I don't know about it.
You don't know about it, do you?
I don't know about it.
You said you have something you want.
I want you to shoot me like this.
I want you to shoot me very cool.
By the way, there are about 100 dancers.
I think it's hard to shoot.
I want you to shoot me in various costumes.
I think it will change the atmosphere.
I want you to shoot me a fun song.
I want you to delete all the legal rules for the time being.
I've never done a live photo retouch.
Is that so?
Isn't it better to sweat?
Certainly.
I'm a pervert now.
I want you to give the material to the audience.
I don't want you to shoot me only.
I want you to shoot all the dancers and songs.
I want you to shoot me in various costumes.
I want you to shoot me like a shooting game.
I want you to shoot me like "INVADER".
I have about 1,000 copies of it.
I don't want you to miss even one of them.
What?
That's very thoughtful of you.
I want you to shoot me a dancer.
I'm a student.
You want me to shoot you, don't you?
I want you to shoot me.
You're doing a great job.
I don't know which song you're dancing to.
That's right.
I'm dancing to Glico's "Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo".
I'm not dancing to an audition song.
I'm dancing to "Tun Tun Tun Tun".
I was wondering whose song it was.
You're very energetic.
I'm 28 or 29 years old.
I'm from Generiha.
Are you from Fukuoka?
No, I'm from another city.
I'm from Karito.
You're not from Fukuoka.
I'm from Generiha.
I want you to shoot me, too.
I'll talk to the president.
Yes, please.
You look scared.
I have a question.
What do you pay attention to when you take pictures of each member?
Do you have any favorite points you recommend?
Well, I don't take pictures of this part.
I don't have any NGs.
I don't care if I'm naked.
I'm facing the camera.
I don't use it.
I don't use it, but I take it.
But I'll give you one of those things today.
For those of you who bought it for me.
But I have to say this first.
I really can't recognize only Lily.
I don't know who it is.
I don't know if it's Lily or someone else.
I think it's flat.
I think it's a wall.
It's really flat.
On the contrary, it doesn't matter who you are now.
It doesn't matter if you're a listener or a chat person.
I want a picture like this on the 31st.
I want a picture of you at school.
I want a picture of you when you enter school.
Do you have any requests?
Don't you want to see my school uniform?
I'm curious about what kind of clothes I'll wear to the ballroom.
I knew that in advance.
I'm going to wear it with all my might.
I want to see your natural school uniform.
I'm going to wear a t-shirt and a jacket.
That's exactly what it's like.
This is bad.
It's like a cherry mochi.
Really?
What's with the blurring?
It's pink and suddenly green patchwork.
It's like a cherry mochi.
Do you have any requests like "I want a picture like this"?
You take pictures of rehearsals.
You take pictures of you relaxing in the dressing room.
You take pictures of you eating.
Do you have any requests like "I want a picture like this"?
Which one? I'm not interested.
Which one?
"A" is difficult.
What's that?
It's raining in the room.
No, this time it's raining in the room and it's burning a lot.
It's burning.
He wears a lot of ribbons for me.
I was surprised when we were shooting.
I didn't know it would be like that.
That's right.
And I hadn't prepared it at all.
I was so crazy about it.
Yagura was amazing, wasn't it?
It was amazing.
If you remove it, you can play for about a year.
Really.
He had a big bundle of ribbons.
A bundle of ribbons.
I saw Yagura for the first time in China.
I could see it.
Really.
It's like Yamataikoku.
That's right.
Kimiko's era.
I was really grateful when I saw his face.
I was grateful.
I was looking forward to Budokan.
Isn't there anything like that?
That's right.
Does that mean anything?
This is love.
Anything is fine for me.
But you can't see the back of Budokan, can you?
I can't see it.
I'm curious about the back of the room.
I'm scared.
I might be scolded.
That's right.
You can make excuses like, "It's okay because you're in the picture."
But you can't see the back of Budokan.
That's right.
We don't know what Budokan is like.
I don't know.
On the contrary, we want to know what Budokan is like.
I heard there is a truck.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to seeing how it will be directed.
Is the truck looking good?
Yes, it is.
There is a truck for each member.
And there is a truck for Izumi.
Can you ride it?
Is Izumi riding a truck?
Can I ride it?
Yes, you can ride it from below.
It's not like a truck.
It's just a flat picture.
It's a very good picture.
Then let's make a house and give it to Izumi-san as a fan.
Yes, there is a truck.
I'm looking forward to it.
This time, if it's a one-man live, can you take it alone?
This time, since the club is big, can you form an Izumi team?
How many people will come?
Now I'm in and there are three people.
Isn't it amazing?
So you've always taken about 1,000 pictures, but you're going to get 3,000?
It's 3,000.
Now it's 3,000.
In the end, it's about 70,000.
70,000 is about a dancer.
One expert.
Each cameraman has his own color.
Even if it's the same picture, it's 3,000.
When I posted it on mobile the other day, two people came.
Izumi-san and another person had completely different tastes.
It's better if there are ten people in different colors.
I always give about 1,000 pictures, but the president doesn't need it at all.
Isn't it a lot heavier than a gigabyte?
It's so heavy that you can't download it even if you spend a day on it.
It's about 30 to 40 gigabytes.
There's a similar picture.
Mob black and white.
The president isn't interested in photos.
You don't know the difference between black and white, do you?
You said it was heavy.
I think it's heavy.
It's really heavy.
But you can post it anytime.
I don't know what size it will be.
But I save all the data.
That much?
If you send all of it to Ishiaki-san, it will take three days for him to download it.
I think it will take more than three days.
That's amazing.
I saved all of it.
It's amazing that you can download it.
You don't even download it.
This is the one that's not downloaded.
Before you say you don't know the difference between the photos, you don't look at the photos.
It's heavy and I can't lift it up.
I'm looking at it.
I'm saying I'd be happy if I could see you until you're on stage.
I always take it.
That's because you wear it.
I'm wearing it all month.
I want you to keep up with me.
From last night.
I'm going to stop and take it before I go to bed.
I've been taking it since I woke up.
I'm going to stop and take it before I go to bed.
I want you to keep up with me.
I'm not going to stop until you stop.
I'm not going to stop.
I'll get angry.
There's a difference in skill.
I'm going to keep up with you.
It's about time.
I'm counting on you, Sanjui.
Thank you very much.
I'll do my best.
I usually send it in advance.
I can't figure it out.
I'm going to take it at this time.
I'm not going to send it this time.
I'll do it with my imagination.
It's bad to send it.
I think I can re-read it.
It's really hard.
Thank you very much, Izumi.
Thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to it.
Have you ever taken a picture at a Budokan?
It's my first time.
Please buy a lot of money.
Thank you very much, Izumi.
So, the next reunion will be at 6 o'clock.
Break time!
You know, there is a theory that iPhones are playing ads for what people want, right?
I just realized that it may be true.
When I was looking at X's timeline, I didn't see anything like that.
I saw a post about a push-button keychain exploding on pachislo.com.
I'm sure it's Nemco's fault.
I'm sure it was playing on iPhones.
Wow!
I heard that push-button keychain is exploding, so please buy it if you are doing it.
Now, I will explain the results.
Wow! Good morning, Higedaruma-san! Please have a meal with me. Thank you!
Thank you, Pacha-san! Thank you!
It's 6 o'clock in the morning.
Moe PD's 20 Hour Special Live Vol. 2 is starting now.
I'm Suzuki Momo of Nippon Maccha Channel.
On March 31st, you can buy tickets for 1000 yen per day at Nippon Budokan One More Live.
Also, if you are one of the winners of this live, you can win a street fighter's stuffed animal!
I mean, you can give it away!
Those of you who are watching this live and those of you who are there, you can win various stuffed animals.
I would be happy if you could buy it. Thank you!
You want it, don't you?
Please have a look at it. It's cute!
Vega-sama is here, too!
If you want stuffed animals, I would be happy if you could buy it during this time.
It's going to be a long conversation, but I would be happy if you could stay with me for a little longer. Thank you.
So, I would like to call the guest immediately. The guest is this person, please!
Nice to meet you! Excuse me!
Everyone, nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
Excuse me, I would like to start from Chiki.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! Thank you!
Yes!
Thank you!
Oh, excuse me!
My pants are torn.
My washing machine is broken.
Yes!
Oh, please use the microphone!
Yes!
Please introduce yourself!
Oh, well...
Yes!
I'm a comedian from Yoshimoto Industry Group.
My name is Twitchman.
My name is Twitch.
Yes! Thank you!
Thank you!
The reason why Twitchman came here is...
Yes!
He sent me a message saying "Do you know Twitchman?"
Oh, from you?
Yes!
Oh, thank you!
He said "I don't know him."
Oh, I see!
So I sent him a message and he came here.
Oh, I see!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming here today.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
Yes!
This is a talk event.
Yes!
On March 31st, we are going to Japan.
Yes!
We are going to have a one-man-live at Nippon Budakko.
Oh, yes!
The tickets for the one-man-live will be on sale.
Yes, they will be on sale!
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
I saw your tweet.
Yes!
On March 31st, you said "Should we quit?"
Oh, yes!
I will retire on March 31st!
You will retire!
It will be about 20 days before I retire.
Yes!
I will also retire on March 31st.
Oh, you will retire!
I feel like we are similar.
We are similar.
Yes!
Are you going to retire?
Yes, I am going to retire.
You are going to retire!
It's a miracle!
It's a talk event!
I'm glad!
On March 31st, we will have a one-man-live at Nippon Budakko.
Yes!
If we didn't do it, we might not have met you.
Oh, yes!
That's good!
Thank you very much!
Yes!
Thank you!
Yes!
Thank you!
Can you introduce yourself in a way that people can understand you?
In a way?
Can you introduce yourself in a way that people can understand you?
In a way?
Well, as an entertainer, I do a little bit of gag.
Oh, you wrote on your profile that you won a gag competition, didn't you?
Yes, I won a weird gag competition.
Weird competition?
You won a weird gag competition?
Yes.
I've been doing gag competitions for four years and ten years.
Wow!
I've been doing it for four years and ten years.
Can you show me your gag?
Of course!
If you quit being an entertainer, you won't be able to see it in person, will you?
That's right!
I've decided not to do it.
Oh, really?
Yes!
I'll ask you to show me your gag when you feel better.
Oh, I'd love to!
It's an honor for me.
Thank you!
You've been doing weird gag competitions.
Yes!
Are you retired now?
I'm 32 years old now.
Oh, you're 32 years old!
Yes!
Why did you decide to quit when you were 32 years old?
Actually, last year, I said on my SNS that I would retire if I couldn't appear on TV.
Oh, you said it!
Yes!
I felt like a loser, but I really couldn't appear on TV.
Hahaha!
You couldn't appear on TV!
Yes!
We also said that we would retire if we couldn't go to Budokan for three years.
Oh, did we?
But we decided to go to Budokan because you told us to do it for another year.
Oh, that's right!
How about another year?
Wait a minute!
Yes!
I don't have a second year, so I'm sorry!
You don't have a second year!
I quit!
Is it okay now?
Wait a minute!
Is it okay now?
What are you going to do after you quit?
I don't know!
I don't know if I'll go back to revenge or not!
Revenge?
Is it a good way of saying it?
Huh?
Is it a bad way of saying it?
I don't know if I'll go back to revenge or not!
You'll go back to revenge!
Well, I'm still thinking about it!
That's right!
We'll talk about it later!
Yes, we will!
On the contrary, did you know about me?
Yes, I knew about you!
Oh, well...
Yes, well...
I'm sorry...
You know me, don't you?
Yes, yes...
Good morning... Good morning...
Good morning...
You sound like an old lady.
Good morning, Kanegane.
Kanegane, yes.
Thank you very much.
Well, I'd like to ask you if you've ever had a conversation with Suzuki-mobu.
Yes.
I'd like to have a heated discussion with Suzuki-mobu about quarrels between women and so-called "catfights".
Oh, yes, yes... Catfights...
What do you mean by that?
Well, I've always loved quarrels between girls since I was in 4th grade.
Why!?
For 20 years...
What!?
I don't have much time to watch it.
That's right. I don't have much time to watch it, so I ended up doing it.
What!?
It was a gap.
A gap!?
Yes.
Did you do it in a drama or something like that?
Oh, I started with "Cutie Honey" at first.
"Cutie Honey" is that kind of anime where girls hit each other?
"Cutie Honey" had a fake one.
A fake one!?
There was a scene where I fought with a fake one at first.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
You said, "I'm the real one".
Oh, yes, yes, yes...
Wow, it's a world of new generations.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
I shifted it to 3D.
You shifted it...
Yes.
Is there a work you would like to recommend to people who don't know anything about quarrels between girls?
Oh, that's...
Can I say "sexy idiot"?
No, wait...
I don't think it's a good idea...
"Sexy"...
No, no...
Some of you may be men who watch it...
"Sexy idiot"...
No, it's okay.
Please say "sexy idiot".
Can I say it?
Well, there is a scene where I fight with a fake one...
Oh, yes, that kind of sexual desire...
Oh, and also sexual excitement...
I like fighting a little...
Oh, you like fighting...
Yes, I wanted to see a real fight...
So I went to the east side of Shinjuku at 3 a.m. and got excited until 5 a.m.
Wow!
Did you see it?
No, I didn't see it...
I happened to be angry an hour ago...
3 a.m.? Was it too late?
It was too late...
If it had been 2 a.m., it would have been just right...
Oh, I see, you couldn't see it...
I couldn't see it...
Oh, I see, you couldn't see it...
That's a relief, isn't it?
Yes, it is...
I happened to be angry...
Oh, you happened to be angry...
Then you might go to the east side of Shinranma again...
Yes, I'd like to try it again...
You'd like to try it...
Don't you have a lighter one?
I'd like to get into it, too...
Oh, a lighter one...
For women...
Oh, for women...
You like anime, don't you?
I like anime a lot...
There are many anime about catfights...
Oh, yes...
Yes, and there is an anime like "Dragon Ball" about catfights...
"Dragon Ball" about catfights...
Like "Dragon Ball" about catfights...
Oh, I see, it's very popular...
Yes, yes...
It's very popular, or it's like "anything goes"...
"Dragon Ball" and "anything goes"...
Yes, like the anime about catfights...
It's an anime about catfights...
Yes, yes...
You know, the one that "Kiko" appears...
Yes, yes...
It's about a one-time lottery...
Oh, a one-time lottery!
Is it that one?
"KO" is the famous one...
Yes...
Oh, it's not...
A one-time lottery...
"Sangoku" also...
Yes, "Sangoku" also...
Wow! It's "Of Course"!
Yes! Do you know about it?
Can I tell you a secret story about "Of Course"?
Yes!
My parents ran "Anison Cafe" when I was in elementary school.
Oh! Yes!
My maid's cosplay was "Of Course" at that time.
Oh!
That's how you know about it!
I think you are talking about the one who wore eye patch, right?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
That person is amazing!
Oh!
I've seen it!
Yes!
I see!
It says everything! It says "will you fly or not?"
It says "anything", like "talking cat"
Yes!
Yes! This is really hot, it's called "dragon ball"
Oh! Is that so?
Yes!
I'll take a look! I'm interested in it!
Oh! Yes! Thank you!
Yes!
Next it's called "catfight world's breach"
Breach!?
Oh... It's a jump...
It's a bit popular for young people...
Oh! No! I mean...
I'll use a weapon!
A weapon!? Oh! That's not it!
It's about fighting!
Yes! It's about fighting!
It's about death!
Yes! It's about death!
What is it about?
It's called "freezing"
Oh! I don't know it!
Yes!
It's an anime...
Freezing!?
Freezing! Yes!
Yes!
This anime is about a world where girls are stronger than men...
Oh! That's cool!
It's amazing! It's like men are supporting each other!
Oh!
It's like men are supporting each other!
Oh! So it's really about women fighting!
Oh! That's right!
Oh!
Freezing is also pretty hot...
It's a stylish catfight!
A stylish catfight!?
Oh! I see!
The protagonist's name is also amazing!
Yes!
His side characters are amazing! His katakana is...
What's his name?
Satterizer Elbridge!
Wow!
That's definitely strong!
He's from England...
That's definitely a strong name!
Yes! It's amazing!
Oh!
It's like Luigi!
Yes!
There was a song called "platonic heart" before...
Wow! Everyone knows it!
It became quite famous for "pachinko"!
Is it an anime song?
It's an OVA song...
OVA!?
But it was the most popular in the second episode and then it was dropped...
What!?
The second episode was a top!
It's the worst!
And the songwriting was a little off...
Oh! I see!
You didn't have enough time, right?
That's right!
The fight was getting more and more "what the hell is this?"
But why do you like it?
It's a little raw and...
Raw and what?
Yes, it's pretty realistic...
Oh, like the fight is raw and...
That's right! The battle is good...
Oh, I see!
Yes!
I learned a new world, so I'd like you to watch it!
If you like anime, please watch these three!
Oh, I'll watch it!
Yes!
I don't know it, so please watch it!
Did you like it because you were a cutie?
Yes, I did!
Until then, you didn't have any special talent...
Yes, I didn't have any special talent until I was in elementary school...
Even from elementary school...
Were you nervous?
Yes, I was nervous...
Why did you want to talk about it with me?
No, I thought it was a world you didn't know much about...
No, it's a world you don't know much about...
I'm honored you taught me about a new world...
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
I have a question for you, Suzuki-mobu!
Can you show us one of your fighting poses?
Oh, yes!
I'm collecting fighting poses of women...
That's sexual harassment, isn't it?
What kind of fighting poses do you have?
Oh, well...
Anything like this...
Is this okay?
Yes!
Is this okay?
Yes!
I'm gathering about 400 people right now...
Do you want me to be one of them?
Yes!
I also cosplay as a street fighter...
Oh, yes!
On Friday...
I'd like you to do it for me...
But there's one more thing...
Yes!
I'd like you to do your own gag with me...
Oh!
You're quitting already, aren't you?
Oh, yes!
Then...
Please do it for me!
Oh, yes!
I'll do it for you!
Really?
Yes!
Can you do it for me?
Oh, of course!
Then...
Can you do some of my favorite gags for me?
Oh, a gag?
Yes!
Is it okay?
Can you do it for me?
Oh, of course!
Can you do it for me?
Oh, of course!
I'll do it for you!
Yes!
Then...
Can you do it for me?
Oh, of course!
Yes!
I'll do it for you!
Yes!
Maybe I don't need it!
What should I do?
Maybe I don't need it!
A flashlight!
Anything else?
Eh, one pattern? Eh, one pattern?
I only knew how to do "miretobirai".
I like something simple and catchy.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're doing.
One more time!
One more time, please!
- What about legs? - Yes, legs.
- Legs. - Yes, legs.
- But I think this is the best. - Yes, legs.
- Do you have more? - Yes, a little more.
- Yes, thank you. - Yes, please.
Which one do you like, everyone?
Which one is your favorite of them all?
Ah, flashlight. Can you do it one more time?
Ah, that might be good!
Flashlight or footsteps...
But it's quite... you know...
You need speed, don't you?
Flashlight...
Ah, I have to do it in about 10 hours.
Can you do it for me?
Ah, you said something like "10 times in a row"
Which one? The one you mentioned earlier?
Yes.
Ah, I see.
Then, I'll practice a little.
Wow! Thank you very much.
Even among us, there is a member called "gagger".
Yes, that "gagger" has a lot of trouble making jokes.
Yes, how do you make jokes?
How do you make jokes?
Ah, I see.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Ah, yes!
Well, I make jokes like...
When I take a shower, it falls from the sky.
Wow!
You're a genius!
You're like Gifted!
You're like Yomi-san's "Piano Recital".
You're like that!
Yes!
There are quite a lot of people like that.
Really?
Yes!
Then, you know...
If you start making jokes, you won't be able to do it anymore, right?
Well, you're right!
I think I've already done it all.
You've already done it all!
Personally, yes!
I think so!
Then, do you make jokes and upload them on YouTube?
Ah! I do!
Wow!
Then, do you get something like "Please give me this"?
Ah! Not at all!
Yes, yes!
I'll give it to you!
Then, it'll be like a free market on YouTube!
No, no!
I'll give it to you while I'm hitting and selling!
While I'm hitting and selling!
Wow!
I'll really give it to you!
Then...
Can I have it?
Ah! Of course!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Can you bring me the project section?
I'd like to do it with you, is it okay with you?
Of course, it's my pleasure!
Then, I'd like to call the president right now!
President!
Good morning!
So, I'm going to represent you and the audience by saying...
What are you saying?!
Oh, sorry! It's true! It's pretty...
It's true! It's like...
A flashlight!
What are you saying?!
A flashlight!
Is it here? It's like...
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation!
So, we're going to have a segment of planning now.
Pagini!
So, I've heard about you and Pagini.
Yes!
So, we're going to have a chess tournament.
Chess?
How's your chess? Are you good at it?
I haven't really played it in my life, so...
But you used to play it, didn't you?
I'll do my best! Yes!
Do you know the rules of chess?
Yes!
Here you go.
Do you know this? This is called a whiteboard.
Whiteboard! Whiteboard! Thank you!
Yes, whiteboard!
It's not a whiteboard...
Yes, and there's a pen.
It says, "I don't like this kind of live house."
So, we're going to write funny answers for you.
Yes!
Yes! Can you do it?
Yes!
So, let's do it for now.
Yes!
Here's the first question.
Yes!
What was the behavior of the principal who ruined the graduation ceremony?
Not a millimeter of pen progress.
Is it only me?
I'm not saying that the answer doesn't come up or that something interesting is not written.
I'm worried about whether I can write "g".
Is it okay?
Yes, Japanese, yes, Japanese.
That's fine.
Yes.
Mobu has come up.
Let's go from Mobu.
What was the behavior of the principal who ruined the graduation ceremony?
I'm not standing for nationalism.
No, nationalism, I don't like it.
I'm angry.
I wonder why.
You deliberately say it at the graduation ceremony.
Like "I won't sing".
You only said you wouldn't sing.
I'm very high in thought.
Let's go to the first question.
What was the behavior of the principal who ruined the graduation ceremony?
Well, he lifted up the girl's skirt.
There is no such thing in the first place.
At the graduation ceremony.
First of all, there is no such thing at the graduation ceremony.
It's okay.
If he lifted up the girl's skirt,
it's right.
I like catfights.
Catfights don't come up at the graduation ceremony.
Do you want to go next?
Yes.
Let's go to the next question.
What kind of question will chat gpt answer?
Since we live in an AI era,
we can answer anything.
What kind of question will chat gpt answer?
It's difficult.
Sometimes Siri doesn't answer.
We don't know.
Chat gpt is smarter than that.
Chat gpt.
You are so smart, but you couldn't answer.
What kind of question?
Let's move on.
Catfights are prohibited.
What kind of questions does subchatgpt answer?
Is it a little difficult?
It's difficult.
But you wrote it. Let's go for the first question.
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
He erased it.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
You wrote it wrong, didn't you?
Oh, yes, yes!
That's how it is.
The order is...
Can you write it now?
You can write it.
You wrote it at the bottom, at the top and at the bottom.
There's a way to write it.
I usually write it from the top.
Oh, it hurts!
It hurts!
Let's go for the first one.
What kind of questions does subchatgpt answer?
It's a bit difficult.
It's hard to say "here", isn't it?
Part of the pate or part of the bread.
It depends on the person.
It's really funny!
That's what you're going to answer.
Yes.
Then, Bob, let's go for it.
Yes.
What kind of questions does subchatgpt answer?
A way for the president's wife not to go out.
No, it's impossible.
She's probably playing around around here.
She's playing around everywhere.
That's right.
Stop saying that my wife is going out at night.
Okay, let's go for the next question.
It's this one.
What should I do for a cute child to go on a trip, but for a hateful parent?
It's like a contrasting language.
What should I do for a cute child to go on a trip, but for a hateful parent?
Yes.
Yes, then let's go for Bob.
What should I do for a cute child to go on a trip, but for a hateful parent?
Hit them with an X.
Stop it, you're such an introvert.
Introvert.
Recently, it's really a low X.
Have you started yet?
Oh, yes!
Yes, then let's go for it.
What should I do for a cute child to go on a trip, but for a hateful parent?
That's crazy!
That's scary!
I'm going to go crazy!
That's funny.
I don't like it. I'm going to go crazy.
I don't like it.
Let's move on to the next question.
"I picked up my wallet. The angel said to me, 'The devil is a cat woman.'"
"So what did the idiot say?"
That's difficult.
It's like "pyon, pyon, pyon, pyon," isn't it?
In your head.
"The angel said to me, 'Deliver it to the pawnshop.' The devil said, 'Cat woman.'"
"Why don't you just steal it?"
Oh, I see.
"Another idiot came out. What did the idiot say?"
"Three of them came out this time."
"The angel said, 'Pawnshop.' The devil said, 'Cat woman.'"
"What did the last idiot say?"
"I picked up a wallet. The angel is generous, the devil is a cat woman."
"What did the last idiot say?"
Now, let's go back.
"I picked up a wallet. The angel is generous, the devil is a cat woman."
"What did the last idiot say?"
What? This wallet has a cat card.
It was popular.
- But... - It's super cute.
Yes.
- Shall we go to the next one? - Yes!
"I picked up a wallet. The angel is generous, the devil is a cat woman."
"Now, what did the last idiot say?"
Put it in the refrigerator of a dollar shop!
Enno-kun, what is that?
For such a small guy.
Enno-kun is stupid.
Yes, did you bring the next one?
Yes!
Mama Talent's blog went viral.
What did you make the child do?
This actually seems like it.
It's dangerous to let such a child do it.
If you let such a child do it,
it will have an impact when you grow up.
What?
Mama Talent's blog went viral.
You made the child do it.
It's a wide range of things.
Mama Talent's blog tends to get a lot of attention.
It tends to get attention.
For example, you make the child drive.
You make the child stand behind the parent.
It got a lot of attention.
There are many things like that.
You're twitching.
You're making a stupid face, but are you okay?
It's hot.
Mama Talent's blog went viral.
What did you make the child do recently?
Mama Talent?
I think it's Kinoshita Yuki.
Oh, you mean the tapioca shop?
She complained about it.
It's ugly.
Mama Talent's blog went viral.
What did you make the child do?
It's dangerous.
You shouldn't eat it like that.
It's disgusting.
Yeah.
I can't move forward like this!
I don't know which one is richer.
I can't connect anymore.
Can I write what I saw in the comments?
Of course.
It's like you're writing your own answer.
Yes, I feel like it.
"Mama Talent's blog is on fire."
"What were you doing to the kids?"
"Uchiko."
Stop it.
You can't go in there first.
"I'm going to answer the phone."
"I think there's a setting."
"It's noisy."
"Dwitchmen's pen is moving forward."
"All of humanity is eager for Dwitchmen's answer."
"Oogiri" is funny, too.
"Kaijuudento"
"Mama Talent's blog is on fire."
"What were you doing to the kids?"
"Dismantling the Ministry of Finance."
You can't do that.
It's not funny at all.
You can't do that.
The politician is doing his best.
You can't do that.
Shall we move on to the next question?
Yes.
"Jump into Dotonbori River while shouting something."
Most people jump into Dotonbori River when they win the championship.
Do you know "Dotonbori River"?
Yes.
People in Osaka do "Carnel Sanders throw".
People in Osaka jump into Dotonbori River while shouting something.
"Dive into Dotonbori River while shouting something."
You can do anything.
You can jump into Dotonbori River while shouting something.
Let's shout something.
You don't have to do anything.
You just have to shout and jump in.
Let's go.
Shout something and jump in Dotonbori river.
A girl is hungry!
What's going on?
I heard it from behind.
Where do you get excited about it?
Cat fight.
Let's go to the next question.
The answer is definitely X.
What is the world's easiest X quiz?
Is it 1+1=3?
It's like X.
The world's easiest X quiz.
The answer is definitely X.
You don't have to think about it.
It's definitely X.
Has Ditchmen always been Pin?
Yes, we have been Pin for 8 years.
You haven't been in a combination once, have you?
That's right. I've been told to go with Pin all the time.
That's right.
Didn't you want to be in a combination?
I wanted to be in a combination, but I didn't want to be in a combination with a female senior.
That's right.
You have sexual desire.
The answer is definitely X.
What is the world's easiest X quiz?
That's right.
Aren't you interested in men's stuff like Raijin?
That's right.
I used to play shoryuken.
I like Kastogi, but I don't mix it up.
You don't mix it up, but you like female seniors.
I see.
The answer is definitely X.
What is the world's easiest X quiz?
You like Stardom, don't you?
Hello?
You like Stardom, don't you?
Oh, it's different.
It's not a real fight, it's a serious one.
Yeah, I like fighting a little.
Yeah, it's too bad.
I see.
There's an anime or something like that.
Oh, but it's a fight.
Yes, then let's go to the first one.
Yes.
The answer is definitely wrong.
What is the world's easiest one-off quiz?
Yes, Mr. Akebono's nipples are pink and round.
It's wrong, isn't it? It's wrong, isn't it?
I think it's probably brown.
It's definitely not pink.
Yes, I think it's brown, Mr. Akebono.
It's kind of a selfish image, isn't it?
Yes.
Yes, then let's go to the last question.
Yes.
What should we be surprised about when someone is hypnotized and goes crazy?
Go crazy.
Yes, go crazy.
So you say you're a bird and actually fly off a building or something like that, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
What should we be surprised about when someone is hypnotized and goes crazy?
It's usually like that, isn't it? Something to be surprised about.
Certainly.
Yes, I'm surprisingly quiet when I'm talking.
But isn't there anything like a surprised action when you talk to someone?
What is it? A surprised action when you talk to someone?
Have you ever stolen underwear?
Deny it, I'm begging you!
That's dangerous, denying it properly.
Yes, well...
The microphone, microphone, microphone.
The fighting pose you took.
The fighting pose I took? Oh, the one you just took.
Yes, I'd be surprised if you made a tournament ticket.
What!?
You can make a tournament ticket!
How can you be so competitive?
With that kind of mood...
It depends on the person.
Yes.
Who won the biggest prize?
The winner of the biggest prize is...
The woman president of Kon Cafe.
Kon Cafe...
Looks?
What is the woman president's specialty?
Um... Komura Twinson.
Hahaha!
That's professional wrestling!
It's not like a real fight at all.
There's no way it's going to work in a real fight.
What? Really?
It's a shocking behavior of someone who's been hypnotized by regret.
But it's hard, isn't it?
There aren't many nasty videos of catfights, are there?
Surprisingly, there are two or three videos every week.
Are there two or three videos every week?
Where?
Really?
Where is it coming from?
It's coming out of that manufacturer.
I don't know much about it at all, but is there a real fight expert?
Is there a famous actress?
That's right. In Akihabara, there is a fight in the basement about once every three months.
It's like 10,000 yen for a stand.
Expensive!
That's where the manufacturer keeps adding it every week.
You mean the sexy actress in the video?
Oh, you mean the sexy actress?
I'm not familiar with her, but what's her name?
Oh, you mean that sexy actress?
There are several of them.
What's your favorite actress' name?
There's a woman named Ayaka Mochizuki.
That's a normal name, isn't it?
Oh, that's right.
The one on the right and left straight.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
I also do ordinary sexual activities.
You do ordinary sexual activities, so there's not only that kind of thing.
There's also a normal one.
Yes, I do it normally.
I see.
Yes, I did it.
That's interesting.
I'm sorry for repeating myself, but you can't do it yourself.
How do you do it when you want to do it yourself?
It means you can't do it against a woman, right?
When I'm with a woman, the person in front of me is fighting and delusional.
It's difficult.
It's difficult, but...
If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't have done it.
It's hard to be born with such a personality.
That's right.
By the way, is there anyone like you?
Is there anyone like you?
It's not a friend of mine, but I'm a big fan of Yoshimoto Kogyo and Catfight.
Miura Mild.
Mild Flash, right?
I see.
Mild is like that.
It seems like you're hiding it too much.
It's definitely high.
It's on the broadcast.
Mild is very angry.
I'm retiring.
It's not like that.
Yes.
Mild is like that.
It seems like it.
What was the surprising action of the person who was hypnotized and took?
There are more surprises.
I know.
It's amazing.
It's smart to run with a pen while talking like this.
It's smart.
But isn't it a terrible thing?
Can I call you?
Yes.
Okay.
Is it normal?
Normal? It's not normal.
Even a second after you sat here.
Is it normal?
What should people do when they are hypnotized?
I broke the earth!
It's normal.
Yes.
So, it was Ogwin's corner.
Can I ask you a little more?
No, really.
What is Schmitt?
Certainly.
Except for Catwhite.
Well, except for Catwhite.
Well, that's right.
Well...
Scrubbing on the floor.
No, I didn't mean that.
I asked you something normal.
No, it's a normal holiday.
I asked you in the sense of "what are you doing?", Schmitt.
Yes.
Who asks you that way?
It's rare for me to scrub on the floor.
I wanted to ask you something like "I'm going to see a movie" or "I'm going fishing".
Is it a normal Schmitt?
It's a normal Schmitt.
No, but I usually scrub for about six hours a day.
Scrubbing on the floor for six hours!
The floor will disappear if you do that!
Yes.
It's a great Schmitt, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a great Schmitt.
Yes, it is.
I asked you a normal question, but what is "scrubbing on the floor"?
It's a normal holiday.
No, it's like "scrubbing as you like"...
What do you mean "don't crush it"?
Don't crush it.
How do you scrub it?
You can't move it if you don't crush it.
You can scrub it in various ways.
You can't move it if you don't crush it.
You rub it...
Like this?
You rub it on your waist.
Do you have any special skill?
Special skill?
Special skill...
Death voice!
Death voice! It's definitely a big one!
Death voice!
It's light!
Death voice! Yes, it's surprisingly big.
I'm good at it.
You can do it?
Can you show me how you do it?
Just a little bit?
Yes.
If I see you like that at night, I'll call the police.
Do you have any qualifications?
What is your academic background?
I graduated from university.
What did you major in?
Literature.
Are you kidding me?
Why do you lie like that?
I'm serious.
Really?
Yes, I majored in international politics.
Really?
Yes.
Does that mean you're very smart?
I don't know.
That's why you said you'd retire.
Do you want to be a lawyer?
Yes, I do.
I majored in law school, but I majored in law as a minor.
You're smart and stupid.
Why did you graduate?
I don't know.
That's amazing.
What are you going to do after quitting acting?
I'm not sure.
Do you have any qualifications?
Qualifications?
Do you have a job where you only press one button?
Do you have such a job?
I'd like to have such a job.
Do you have a job you'd like to have?
A job?
I'd like to be a cartoonist.
A cartoonist.
Can you draw a picture for me?
Sure.
A picture...
Don't erase the letters.
Thank you.
Well...
What would you like me to draw for you?
I'd like you to draw a portrait of me.
A portrait of you?
Yes.
Okay.
Here we go.
Please wait a moment.
Okay.
No, it's all you.
I'll say it's you.
Please wait a moment.
Okay, one, two, three.
Don't make fun of me.
It's impossible for a mangaka.
No, I'm still improving.
Oh, you're still zero-based.
Yes, I'm still zero.
But after all, drawing power is important.
Yes, the content is important.
For example, stories.
Do you have any stories in mind?
Like, "Let's make it like this."
Oh, well...
Well...
A farm story.
There's a farm story in the game.
The one where you make vegetables.
A farm story...
Is it a manga about drawing a life like that?
Oh, and if you improve drawing power, it's a catfight.
Why is it suddenly a catfight from a farm story?
It's a catfight.
That's weird.
You're suddenly fighting.
You're talking nonsense.
Yes.
Mangaka, do you have any favorite manga other than "Catfight"?
Oh, but...
Yes, I have one.
Yes.
What is it?
"Hana no Keiji".
"Hana no Keiji"...
It's funny, isn't it?
"Hana no Keiji", yes.
You wrote it with Ken Hokuto, right?
Oh, that's right.
I love Mr. Harateto.
Mr. Harateto...
You like that kind of dramatic touch, don't you?
Yes, I like that kind of...
Like "Sakigake Otokojuku".
Yes, I love that kind of...
Love conflict.
Yes.
I see.
Yes, yes.
Is there anything you want to ask me?
I have a lot of things I want to ask you.
Yes, you have a lot of things you want to ask me.
On the contrary, is there anything you like about ordinary girls?
Ordinary girls?
Yes.
Is there anything you like about girls who don't fight?
Ordinary girls like to think about fighting.
Yes!
I see.
If you don't mind me asking you, have you ever had a girlfriend before?
Actually, I've had one or two girlfriends before.
Are you kidding me?
Yes, I am.
Really?
Yes, I am.
Is that a normal shoulder?
The one you use for bizarre purposes?
Is that a normal shoulder?
Yes, I can do a jump cut or something like that.
What about being kicked?
I don't mind getting kicked.
Oh, you don't like it?
I don't like it.
I'd say it's an "s".
An "s"?
Where did you meet her?
Well, I introduced her to her...
I know you can't do it, but introduce her to her.
Find me a girl and introduce her to me.
Why? Please.
Wow, introduce her to me.
Introduce her to me.
Tell her you like her.
Yes, I did.
And I kicked her.
Why?
Well, I didn't know much about catfights.
That's normal.
It's impossible for girls.
I didn't know much about catfights.
Do you force girls to do it?
Yes, I do.
Do you want girls to do it?
Yes, I do.
If you do this technique, is there a technique like "chatoki meku"?
For girls, like "tobi geri" and other techniques.
Yes, you're right.
Is there a technique like "chatoki meku"?
Yes, there is.
"paro special"!
It's not a technique like that.
It's not a technique like "woltzman raises his arm on his back".
It's like this.
"paro special", right?
Yes, "paro special".
"I wish I could do it, I like her".
"She raises her arm on her back", where did you decide on that?
I see.
Let's say you did "bear claw" and so on.
Yes, I did it.
You're a professional wrestler, aren't you?
If you say so, I'm a professional wrestler.
Yes, you are.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes.
I don't know why, but I'm tired of this.
I'm sorry.
I'm tired of this.
I'm tired.
Thank you. On the contrary, is there anything else you want to ask Mob from first person?
Wow, well, I have a lot of muscles.
I don't know how to punch.
Well, you said you wanted to see it.
I don't know how.
It's natural for Mob to hit people.
Oh, yes. But it's amazing.
Oh, yes.
It's amazing.
Yes, it is.
Where do you pay attention when you watch a girl's catfight?
Is it how she uses her muscles?
Yes.
Is it her painful face?
Yes.
Is it her face when she's attacking?
Yes.
There are many points.
I like all of them.
Especially?
Especially.
But I hope she turns white.
She turns white?
She turns white.
She's good at turning white.
Can you look at me for a moment?
When I turn white.
Yes.
Oh! Very good! Very good! Yes!
Don't whiten me from now on.
It may be early. It may be a little early for it to appear in Japan in 2025.
It was accepted about 2600 years ago.
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Are you satisfied now? Do you have anything else you want to ask me?
Yes.
Is that so? Then I will leave now. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Are you satisfied now?
What kind of friends do you have?
I have a lot of perverted friends.
Do you have a lot of perverted friends?
Yes.
By the way, on March 31st, we will have a one-man live at Nippon Budokan.
Would you like to come and play?
Really?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Don't you need to be perverted?
No, not at all.
On March 31st, at 7pm, we will have you and your perverted friends at Nippon Budokan.
Is it okay?
I will be happy if you come.
Thank you for inviting me.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
That's all for today.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Our guest for today is Dwichmay.
Thank you very much.
I thought I'd give you more talking power.
We'll be back at 7pm. Until then, it's break time. Good night!
It's 7am now.
There are fans who came at 7am for only one hour.
You're going to work now, right?
Is work over?
Now?
Go home and work!
Thank you!
There are fans who came at 7am to see Megane-chan.
So, it's started.
Mobpe's "24 Hour Talk Live Vol. 2"
I'm Nippon Maccha-chan's Suzuki Mobbe.
Thank you in advance!
Thank you very much!
Guests will appear in this event every hour.
Guests will cooperate and sell a lot of Budokan tickets.
It's a very basic project.
Moreover...
While guests are appearing...
We've prepared a reward.
If you sell more than 10 tickets in this hour...
We'll give you an Apple Card.
If you sell more than 20 tickets...
We'll give you an extra reward.
In short, in order to sell even one Budokan ticket...
Guests will cooperate and sell a lot of Budokan tickets.
For Budokan tickets...
For those of you who watch YouTube...
We've posted a link in the fixed comment section.
From there, you can purchase a Mobbe ticket.
For those of you who are here now...
If you look at the back...
You can buy Budokan tickets from the staff in the back.
Tickets are sold twice a month for 1,000 yen.
If you buy a lot of Budokan tickets...
We'll be very happy!
With that said...
I'd like to call in the guests now.
Here are the guests!
Please stand up and have a seat.
This period of time is for gift planning.
Vachechapudokanx's account has a retweet plan, so I would be happy if you could get a gift by retweeting.
Please take the microphone and introduce yourself from Megane-chan.
Yes, I'm Suzuki Megane, who is difficult to say "papi pepa". Good morning!
This is a double booking.
I'm going to have a one-on-one talk with you, Megane.
I'd like to talk with you.
I'm sorry.
A strange person is following me.
A strange person?
A scary person is following me.
Megane, you like comedy, don't you?
Yes, I love comedy.
I was wondering if you would like it.
Oh, you don't like it?
Oh, I see.
I don't know which one is which.
So, I asked Mr. Nekojanashi and Ms. Megane to come here.
Thank you for coming.
While we are talking with three people,
I can't make anyone a fan of me.
The president.
Yes, the president.
When a ticket is sold, this sound will play.
This is proof that it is sold.
And you can go with two people.
If you sell more than ten tickets with two people, you can get an Apple Card.
Wow, I've never heard of it.
We've never heard of it.
That's right.
So, it will cost you three times more.
No way!
That's right.
So, I'd like you to sell ten tickets with three people.
So, if you buy ten tickets with three people, you can get an Apple Card, right?
And if you are watching the live broadcast, we have posted the URL of the live broadcast.
Yes, that's right.
So, I hope you buy a lot of tickets.
Can you buy it now?
You are very masculine.
We should buy it.
Oh, we have that pattern, too.
Can you get an Apple Card with it?
No, it's probably red.
Well, there are various strategies.
I'd be happy if you could appeal to us.
So, I know it's hard for you to talk, but it's nice to meet you, right?
It's nice to meet you, but it's kind of familiar.
We woke up together, didn't we?
That's right.
We woke up together.
Because you are an idol.
What are you talking about?
I'm not talking about you.
Sorry for taking up your time.
You are really good at it.
Don't say unnecessary things.
Megane is an idol.
She appeared in my first Mob Talk.
Thank you for inviting me.
Thank you.
After I invited you to my first Mob Talk, we talked about going out for dinner.
But we haven't gone yet.
After all.
But you were so busy.
Even when you invited me, you said "It's open at midnight."
You said "It's closed at 10 p.m." and so on.
Even when you invited me, you said "No, not that day."
We exchanged messages.
You are busy.
How about today?
Today?
24 hours later?
How about going out for dinner in the middle of the night?
Can we talk for about 30 minutes?
That would be helpful.
That's how close we are.
When I was working as a sponsor for Oshiri, Nekojarashi-san introduced me to you when I asked my manager for a video about stretching and muscle training.
I taught you a little bit.
The president gave me an apple.
He is stingy.
He gave me an apple.
He said "Is that enough for you?"
He said "I will pay you back."
He gave me an apple.
I think he gave me two apples.
He is stingy.
He is scary.
Is he your direct acquaintance?
Can I say it?
He was my direct senior.
He was a celebrity above me.
You are not allowed to say that.
It is a joke.
I think I did something like a target.
Was there a target in the comedy club?
That's what happened.
I'm sorry for making you do a double booking.
Thank you very much.
I'd like to talk to you.
"Is there anything you want to talk about with me?"
I got exactly the same answer for the second time.
Nekojarashi-san, love.
I want to do it.
Are you sure you want to do it?
We have a lot of things in mind.
I wrote "I want to love you" myself.
You said "I want to love you", but you couldn't say it.
So we're going to love each other from 7 o'clock tomorrow.
Sounds like a school trip.
Who do you love?
What is it?
You said it first.
Who do you love?
Are you going to say it now?
I'm still embarrassed.
Who do you love?
I don't know.
Are you married?
Yes, I'm married.
Recently?
On March 3rd.
Thank you.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Really?
I knew it.
You didn't know?
I didn't want to say it.
I was thinking of saying it because I couldn't hold my one or two-year-old child.
But I think it's okay to say it now.
What's wrong with you?
I don't like it.
Get used to it.
How many times have you posted it?
Well, a few times.
That's right.
On his birthday,
I got a DM on Instagram.
"Do you have a picture of the past?"
He doesn't have a great fashion sense.
I sent him that picture.
I thought it was a little annoying.
I want you to say you like surprises.
I was going to say happy birthday.
I asked my partner.
That's right.
I want you to say it.
How long have you been dating?
Well, about three years.
He doesn't want to hear about it.
You're not interested in it, are you?
I'm not interested in it.
I want to hear about you.
Me?
Is that so?
What kind of person is your type?
Can I say that?
As I said earlier,
I like people who are very big and have a mustache.
Are you a big man?
Yes, I'm a big man.
I can lift it up with one hand.
It's so big that you can lift it up.
Is it a mountain of fudo?
Fudo of the northern prefecture.
At the end of the story, you're buried in a place like hell.
No.
All people of this generation are from the northern prefecture.
Who is ugly?
You're ugly.
I like street fighters and gokis like this.
Not Zangef?
You have a mustache and a beard.
I shave my body a lot, so I don't like it.
No, it's a game.
It's a game.
Wolf Aaron.
The judoka.
I like people who jump and kick.
It's not like "stop and wave your sword" but "isn't it difficult?"
It's like people who look good in uniform.
Can you tell me in a more understandable place?
Place?!
Because you're a woman, right?
I don't know much about Street Fighter.
Ah, I see.
How do you say it?
Is it weird for you, Momo-chan?
People like Donkey Kong.
Ah, it's easy to understand!
You just hit the ground and...
I like real Donkey Kong.
Eh, you don't like it?
I like people who can protect me.
To put it simply...
I see.
Outside, I'm living with a strong will.
But when I go home, I don't want to do anything.
I like people who can do everything for me.
Ah, I see.
Thank you for showing me this.
You're showing me a Donkey Kong now.
That's right.
Donkey Kong now is really cool.
It's completely white.
It's white because it's old.
Ah, I see.
That's how it is.
It was red back then, but now it's white.
Amazing.
I like people who can protect me like Donkey Kong.
So, if a man like Donkey Kong appears to you...
Will you appeal to him?
I will.
Eh, how?
I'll say "I like you".
"I like you"?
I'll say "I like you" all the time.
That's cute.
To Donkey Kong...
Won't you be executed?
No, I won't be executed.
Ah, you won't be executed.
I want to make a rice ball for him.
Ah, you want to eat it.
That's right.
For Donkey Kong.
Yes.
What kind of people do you admire?
If you like me, anyone is fine with me.
Eh? Isn't that too low of a score?
Can I say "ugly"?
Don't say "ugly" so clearly in this era.
I can't say "demon-ugly".
Don't say "demon-ugly" in this era.
Demon-ugly...
What about "deutschman"?
"Deutschman"?
Ah, that one.
Ah, no, no.
It's definitely accurate.
That's helpful.
I can hardly talk to you.
But I heard that you're retiring.
Ah, yes, I'm retiring.
Eh, what are you doing?
It seems like "deutschman" will end in March 1st.
Eh, eh, eh, eh?
It seems like it will end in March this month.
You're retiring from "deutschman"?
From what?
From being an entertainer.
You haven't decided yet?
I'm not interested.
He's only interested in you.
I'm not interested.
He greeted me in the morning, but I couldn't hear him for a long time.
He said "yes".
The person who was in the dressing room earlier?
Yes, yes.
He didn't say a word.
He didn't say "hello"?
He said "hello".
He said "no".
He said "no", so I welcomed him.
But he's your senior, right?
That's right. He's my senior.
He said he was 32 years old.
He's 32 years old.
But no matter who it is, his fans will definitely like his glasses.
That's for sure.
But I think his fans like his suzuki glasses.
Is that so?
I wonder if it's not me.
Like you like Gawa?
So is it different when you're an idol and when you're an ordinary person?
I think it's quite different.
How is it different?
He's a good boy.
He's a good boy now, but behind the scenes, he doesn't even take a bath.
Oh, he doesn't even take a bath.
Yes, I don't take a bath.
What?
Bath.
Well, you know, taking a bath is troublesome.
Yes, taking a bath is boring.
Taking a bath is boring...
Let's take a bath together.
No!
What are you talking about?
Well, it's true that Gouki doesn't take a bath either.
Gouki said "take a bath in water".
What do you mean "take a bath in water"?
Gouki said it.
I heard it from him.
The person who made Gouki said it.
What?
Gouki doesn't take a bath.
He doesn't take a bath, and he wants to live freely by himself.
Maybe he doesn't want to be restrained or monitored.
He doesn't take a bath.
But you know, you were in the elevator with him just now.
Yes.
You two smelled good together.
What?
Smell?
What?
Smell?
Suzuki Megane was in front of you when you got off the elevator.
Yes, he was.
And you were like...
Gross!
What?
I don't like gross people.
No, no, no.
You don't like it because it's gross?
No, no, no.
It was serious.
I'm sorry. It was serious.
We're not lying.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
What?
Do you want someone to leave you alone? Yes, I want someone to leave me alone.
Really? Maybe.
Do you want someone you can meet even if you don't want to meet that much?
I want to meet that person.
What? I don't know what you mean.
Do you want someone to say "I want to meet you" and meet you?
Yes.
Do you want someone to open your schedule for you?
I want someone to say "I want to meet you" and meet me, but I want someone to do everything I say.
You are selfish.
I see.
Princess.
Yes, princess.
The north wind.
Yes.
The north wind.
The princess wind, right?
Princess.
I won't give you an illusion.
She is a singer and her song is called "southern all-stars".
I don't know.
I don't know anything about it.
I see.
It's interesting.
Is it a love story?
Yes, it is.
Your father is already married, so you want him to leave you alone.
Yes, I do.
What kind of person is he like?
He has a lot of boobs.
His appearance is important.
Boobs are important.
He used to press "like" a lot on "gravy idol" and "x".
Yes.
But now you can see other people's boobs.
You can't see it now.
You can't see it now, but you used to be able to see it.
That's why you're losing followers more and more.
What?
All of your retweets are boobs.
What?
You didn't change your account and used an entertainer's account?
A lot of people are claiming that "x" pressed "like".
A lot of girls' accounts are saying that "x" pressed "like".
It used to be like that.
"gravy idol" is displayed by a lot of people, so you're losing followers more and more.
What?
Didn't you go home at night? Do you go home now?
Now, now, I don't care.
Recently, I've calmed down a little, haven't I?
You've calmed down?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
You like people with big boobs, don't you?
Yeah.
Oh, you like boobs. You're a boob adult.
I'm a boob adult.
But there are people who like boobs, aren't there?
Yeah.
That's right.
Boobs.
Other than boobs...
Hahaha!
"Other than boobs"...
Oh, that's right.
Why are you warming up your boobs?
No, that's what I said.
Then you can eat warm boobs.
It's better than cold boobs.
No, that's...
That's...
Warm boobs are better, but...
What are you saying in the morning?
Are you all right?
Oh, yeah.
I'm starting to get cold.
Anything else?
Is there anything else?
Eroge?
No, it's...
Oh...
It's boobs.
You're honest.
Yeah, that's true.
Can I tell you your personality?
Personality is better, isn't it?
Well, we're together.
Yeah.
Well, we cook together or something like that.
Oh...
Sometimes I touch your ass.
No, you're not a boat!
Are you kidding me?
Which do you prefer, a bad personality or a good personality?
I prefer a good personality.
What?
That's not true.
Personality is important, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What kind of personality do you have?
I like people who are more relaxed than me.
I don't like people who are too hard on me.
Like financial people?
I like financial people, but mentally, I like people who are more relaxed than me.
Like ability or something like that.
I see.
But you don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
I'm desperately stupid.
But I'm getting used to it.
This place is close to Azabu 10, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
When I was asked about the place, I said it was probably Azabu 3.
And you said, "Oh, is there such a place?"
It's crazy.
It's not a joke.
I really think so.
"Is it Azabu 3?"
"It's probably Azabu 3."
"Oh, I see."
Is it marshmallow?
Marshmallow.
Marshmallow, right?
I've been saying "marshmallow" all the time, and now I'm being asked about it.
Marshmallow, marshmallow?
Marshmallow.
It's sweet, isn't it?
Sweet one.
I'm only good at words.
I'm like that, too.
Oh, I see.
Like mistakes in speaking.
Mistakes in speaking, yeah.
Well, they don't really happen, though.
I'm sorry, but...
It's morning, so it can't be helped.
It's morning, so it can't be helped. It's morning, so it can't be helped.
But isn't it surprising?
People like you talk about it, don't you?
You talk about your ideals a lot, but you don't actually have them.
Ideals and reality are different.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah.
Have you ever dated someone in the past?
I've said it in my streams and stuff, but...
When I was in first year of high school, I only dated a guy once.
Huh?!
Can I ask you something?
Yeah, go ahead.
One of my classmates confessed to me.
I was like, "Is this love?" and I was in first year of high school.
I thought I'd go out with him, and I did.
Then, gradually, that guy started to feel sick.
Why?
Like, for 24 hours or something like that.
He started to feel sick more and more.
Not for a few hours, but for a whole day?!
And it wasn't like he held my hand or anything like that.
He was just texting me, and it made me feel really sick.
In the end, that guy...
I'm sorry, I'm dating a guy, but it made me feel sick.
It's not like you're bad, but please break up with me.
And in one day...
We broke up without doing anything, and that guy told me not to say bad things about you.
And as a background...
I've been a minor since elementary school.
- Do you know what a minor is? - Not really.
It's when you're in a relationship between two men.
- Boys' love? - Boys' love.
So, I thought that relationship between two men was normal and basic,
but it was really gross for me to be in that relationship.
- Wow... - That's the trauma I have.
And I'm also a girl who reads manga.
I want to get excited from the moment we hold hands.
- Is it the same? - Yes, it is.
- Is it? - Really?
- Yes, it is. - What?
- It's like that. - I see.
- So you don't have an ideal date yet? - No, I don't. But I want to go to a park.
- A park? Like a picnic? - Yes, like a picnic.
- I want to push each other on a swing. - Wow, you're a professional.
- I want to do it. - You're a student.
- Don't you want to do it? - Aren't you a middle school student?
But I haven't done it since then. I was reading a thin book at that time.
You climb up a jungle gym and try to take off your pants from below.
- "Hey!" like that. - Yes, I want to do it.
- I want to do it. - Why can you sympathize with it?
- I want to do it. - Don't you want to do it?
- I want to do it, I want to do it, I want to do it. - What do you want to do?
- What do you want me to do? - Let's go watch a movie together and eat popcorn together.
- I want to do it, I want to do it, I want to do it. - That's good.
- What do you want me to do? - I want you to blow away the seeds of a dandelion and chase it.
- Oh, is it okay? - I don't know.
I didn't know what you were saying in the middle of it.
You said you couldn't do it and he did his best to turn it around.
- Oh, that's right, I want to do it. - Why don't you come out of the park?
- You're always in the park. - I want to do it, I want to do it.
- You don't come out of the park. - That's right.
- No, no, I won't. - Then, on the beach...
- "Wait, I want to do it." - Oh, I want to do it.
- Oh, you want to do it? Okay, you got it. - Yes, I want to do it.
- It's like... - What?
- It's like... - You make a castle on the beach...
And you plant a dandelion seed in the water...
- There's no dandelion. - Dandelion.
- I don't need dandelion. - You don't need dandelion? - I don't need dandelion.
- You don't plant dandelion? - I don't need dandelion.
- You're noisy. - I have a cat at home, so...
- Oh, I'm sorry. - I have weeds...
- If you eat it, you'll get it. - Yes, like that.
- It was love. - Love? Oh, it was love.
- It was love. - Was it love? Was it love?
- It was love. - Yes, it was fun.
- Yes. - Is "tabipepepo" a love song?
Love is...
- Isn't it "no way"? I don't know. - Isn't it "no way"?
- Isn't it "no way"? - Oh, it's "no way". Oh, it's not allowed.
- Oh, it's not allowed. - If you say it's "no way", I'll get a lot of DMs.
- That's true, but I want you to appeal it. - Oh, can I do it?
- Yes, I want you to send it. - Oh, you...
"I like Megane-chan so much. Do you want to marry Megane-chan?" I want you to say it all.
- I'm not sure if you'll answer it or not. - That's true!
- You're self-centered. - You said it well. Thank you.
- You sold one ticket! - I did it!
- Yes! - I did it!
- Nine more! - You're self-centered.
- If you sell nine more tickets, you'll get an Apple Card. - I see.
- Did you buy it because of the streamer? - Yes, the streamer bought it for me.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- Next, let's start with Megane-chan. - Yes.
"Have you ever talked together?"
"Have you ever been an emcee?"
"If you've studied it, please tell us how you studied it."
I'm not good at emceeing.
- The entertainer is here, so I'll emcee for you. - No, no.
We don't do emceeing.
- Emceeing is about instantaneous power. - Oh, I see.
- When you're told a word, you have to say it out loud... - She said "out loud"!
- You have to say it out loud and say what you think. - Oh, I see.
- I see. - Yes.
- Oh, I see. Instantaneous power. - Do you have instantaneous power?
- Yes, we do. - Really?
- Oh, oh... - It's like a punch.
- A punch? In that sense? - Yes.
- Well, you can't just punch and say it out loud. Your tongue will freeze. - That's true.
- Punch and say it out loud... - Well, you can say what you think, right?
- I say what I think right away, so I get scolded a lot. - I see.
- Is that why you're called "stupid"? - Yes, that's right.
But I don't want to be seen as stupid.
No one thinks I'm stupid.
- No one... thinks I'm stupid! - No, no one thinks you're stupid!
No one thinks you're stupid!
- No one thinks you're stupid! - No, no one thinks you're stupid!
If I tried to do it properly, I would just stand there like an idiot.
- Oh, it just happened... - It just happened...
- It happened... - She was completely turned off.
- It just happened... - Sorry about that.
- Oh, I think it's alright. - Oh, I think it's alright.
My head is starting to sweat now.
I get a lot of overheat.
- But well... - She talks a lot.
But for me, our president was the kind of guy who turned the MC around a lot, so...
- That's why you're good. - I've always watched his videos...
- Sherry... - President...
No, that's wrong, that's wrong.
So, he's done a talk event called "Kimi to Wake Wake" once a month...
"Come and see me."
"Study with me."
We have a schedule with you and Wakiwaki.
But we make it complicated.
I don't like it.
We can't invite you as a guest.
I see.
Every time we have an emcee, the president gives us feedback.
That's great!
He doesn't praise us.
Because we are the target audience.
He gives us positive feedback.
So we fix it.
"Come and see me."
That's what we are trying to do.
Does he praise you?
He praises me a lot.
Let's praise you.
You are good at talking.
I think you are perfect.
But I don't know about you.
He doesn't like you.
You like me, don't you?
Wow!
Really?
Is it a girl's manga?
You look elegant.
Elegant?
You look like Donkey Kong.
Really?
Maybe you are right.
But you are married.
No, I'm not.
Really?
I'm married to a 28-year-old girl.
What?
You don't have to say it.
28 years old is fine, isn't it?
I'm married to a young girl.
You are a middle-aged woman.
It's not a big deal, but recently I've been walking around with my juniors every day and drinking until morning.
I asked my wife if she couldn't come, and she said she was having a car party and wanted me to come home more.
The other day, I had an in-store live performance, and the president brought his dog there.
I asked him why he brought it, and he said it was because his wife couldn't come home even though it was noon.
Did she come back?
She came back in the evening.
She's a free woman.
You're married, aren't you? Do you have any restrictions?
I don't have any restrictions at all.
I don't say much, either.
Why don't you like it?
It feels good, doesn't it?
On the contrary, it's too close.
It's too close.
I didn't say it, either.
I want you to say it.
I want you to say it, but you don't say it at all.
You don't say it at all.
You may have a girlfriend or you may be dating.
Maybe you have about three children.
That's scary.
You may have children.
You don't say you like boobs, do you?
I don't think you can say you like boobs.
Do you have any restrictions?
I'm sure I'll kiss you once.
I don't care.
You don't care, do you?
I don't care.
I'm sure I don't care.
If you get married, you won't have any restrictions.
I don't have any restrictions at all.
Can I drink with you?
Of course you can.
Can I go home at 8 a.m.?
Of course you can.
Can I go home in the evening?
In the evening, you won't be physically fit.
That's right.
But you'll want to go home right away.
I'm happy to be at my wife's house.
You look sour.
Don't talk about me.
You said you wanted to be free. Do you want to be free of your partner?
No, I don't.
That's the worst.
What's wrong?
I don't know what's going to happen in a place I don't know, so I can't.
What's wrong?
I'm afraid I'll die if I cheat.
I don't like cheating, but...
I don't want you to eat with a woman.
Let's see how far you can cheat.
Let's do it.
This is really exciting.
Where do you start?
It's like holding hands, isn't it?
That's right.
What's it like to hold hands?
If you hit a part of it.
A part of it?
The skin.
Is that enough?
Arms like this, hands like this, head like this.
You have to touch it, right?
If you can do it, you can do it.
No, really.
Skin?
What about you, Megane?
I can't do it if I meet a woman I can't say.
A woman I can't introduce.
I see.
You want me to say, "I'll play with you."
Yes.
But I want you to meet me before that.
I see.
I'll do it first, and if you give me permission, I'll do it.
That's right.
If you give me permission, I'll go out and play with you.
What if you say something nice and I say it?
That's right.
I'll ask you for your car.
The car you were driving with.
I won't marry you.
That's right.
It seems impossible.
What kind of story is that?
Don't you cheat on her, Megane?
I'll never do it.
That's amazing.
She's a good woman.
I see.
I'm relieved.
I want you to do whatever you like.
But you can't.
You look like you're going to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
You say that, but you don't mean it.
What?
I don't know.
You look like you're going to do it.
What happened in the past?
Do you have any experience?
I don't have any experience so far.
You say you're going to do it, but you don't say you're going to do it.
I see.
But if you say you're going to do it, you'll break up with her.
On the contrary, you'll break up with her and move on.
That's right.
You're a straightforward woman.
By the way, if you breathe in the same air as me, you'll get up.
Oh, my God.
What?
Do you want me to die?
What do you mean?
I'd like to keep it as confidential as possible.
If you like me.
There's a lot of love out there.
Goodbye.
This is what happens when you're 25 years old.
What?
On the contrary.
You're young.
I'm still young.
You're still young.
It's a little different.
I don't know how many muscles I have because I'm so young.
How old are you?
You're 52 years old.
You're so young.
Do I look young?
You're young.
I don't know.
You're 37 years old.
37 years old.
I can't see it.
How old are you?
I'm 38 years old.
Tell me you can't see it.
I could see it.
I could see it a little bit.
38 years old.
Be careful.
You're young.
You're still young and cute.
It's okay.
What are you talking about? I'm talking about MC.
Oh, you're talking about MC.
Let me ask you about your recommended diet and muscle training methods.
I'd like to know that.
On the contrary, I was told that there is a muscle training method that you can do on a chair or something like that.
No, but you don't have to do such a hard thing.
The best diet method is...
Don't eat anything and run.
You don't have to eat anything and run.
You'll lose weight on your own.
You won't get sick.
It's impossible not to eat.
I don't think you're that fat, though.
I'm also setting up a nice body club for one man.
I'm really fat around my stomach, so I don't think there's a good way.
You drink a lot of alcohol, don't you?
I like it.
You drink a lot of alcohol, don't you?
But I don't get fat from alcohol.
I get fat from alcohol.
If you say that, you might not eat that much.
Huh?
I only drink kanchu high at home.
Huh?
It's over.
Oh, I was surprised.
That's amazing.
That's a relief.
That's right.
I only drink kanchu high.
How much do you drink?
About seven percent.
Seven percent? That's just right.
Seven percent.
That's cute. Seven percent.
You'll get a fire.
You can't drink it yourself, can you?
Can't you drink it?
I can't drink it at all.
Oh, my God.
What about men who can't drink alcohol?
That's true.
I just thought of it.
I want to drink it with you.
That's true.
But I drink calpis.
Why? What do you mean?
Calpis, cola, ginger ale.
That's juice.
And tricky's strawberry milk.
It's delicious.
It's said to be a fat drink.
That's because you're the fattest.
It's the best.
I'm the type of person who eats a lot of alcohol.
That's probably why you're fat.
I'm not fat at all.
No, you're self-sacrificing now, but if you leave it alone, you'll be a terrible person.
I want to say this out loud.
A thin person...
If a fat person asks "am I fat?" you'll get mad.
You should never say it.
You should say it like you're fat.
You should say it like you're greedy.
You should say it like you're fat.
It's swollen.
Your stomach is swollen.
It's swollen.
Your legs are...
It's swollen.
How do you eat it?
With water.
Take a bath.
I don't think it's possible.
Think of it as a beer and take a bath.
If you give me something like a merry-go-round, I can go in.
Isn't it funny?
Put a brush or something on your face and wash your body while going around.
What's that?
Wash your messy body.
What are you talking about?
Diet method.
In the end, lower body has more muscle mass than upper body.
Every time you raise your basic metabolism of your muscles, you should do squats to improve metabolism and burn fat.
Squats.
I'm going to do 1,000 times a day from today.
You can do it.
Can I do that?
1,000 times in 24 hours.
Is it okay to do 1,000 times in total?
It's really hard.
I think it's easier to do it at once.
It's easier to do it in one go.
How many squats do you do?
Muscle muscles.
I'm doing it in several sets with that weight.
I don't do it much on my own, but isn't it okay to do a live stream of "24 hours, 1,000 times, squad"?
It looks like it's going to be really tough.
I wonder if I'll take a break if the tickets sell.
Wow, on the contrary!
I have to buy it here.
Then come back to Akabane Bridge again.
Let's do it at Akabane Bridge.
And I'll do it with today's audience.
Most of them have turned their eyes away.
Let's do it together.
It's like don't get involved.
So, I'm here with a plan.
Is it okay for me to call the president here for a moment?
Oh, hey, senior!
What should I do?
Karo, Karo!
The president of Icco Senpai!
It's so popular.
Thank you for your hard work!
Good morning!
Yes, good morning.
Good morning.
So, the corner is "Breakfast Time".
"Breakfast Time"?
Why is it there, Kojiro-shi?
Why did you call me?
I thought it would be okay with just glasses.
No, it's not like that!
Thank you very much!
I got a sudden call last week.
It's only open in the morning.
It's open at seven in the morning.
It's open, but...
Are you awake?
Let me say it!
I can't say no!
So, "Breakfast Time" is...
We're going to eat breakfast now.
It's not fun to eat breakfast normally.
Rock, paper, scissors!
The winner pays for it.
Do you understand?
You have to pay for it.
Please bring out the first item.
This time, we have guests who are the most muscular among idols and entertainers.
First of all, "Protein Bar".
I see.
You have a lot of muscles, too, Megane-chan.
I'm skinny, but...
Are you looking at me?
Of course I am.
I'm looking at you with all my heart.
Stop it!
Stop looking at me like that!
I like you the most as an idol, Megane-chan.
That's right!
That's what I've been saying for a long time.
What about your type?
My type is tall.
She said she likes your face.
What?
No, no.
It's IG.
It's not your face.
No, it's not.
I don't care what you think.
You've been saying it all the time.
Thank you.
Rock, paper, scissors.
The winner will get this.
It's about 200 yen.
Yes.
You have to pay 200 yen.
Let's do it.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Can I eat it?
Yes, you can eat it.
The four of you can eat it.
Four servings?
There are more.
There are two more.
Two more?
Yes.
The four of you can eat it.
The four of you can eat it?
Yes, yes.
Even if you eat all of it, you can't finish it in three minutes.
I see.
You have to eat it slowly.
Eat it slowly.
Why don't you eat it one by one?
Okay, okay.
What are you doing?
I'll give you an apple.
Stop it.
The apple is better.
You cut it so beautifully.
Is it okay?
Thank you for it.
Here you are.
Stop it.
I don't want it.
Why?
Just eat it.
No, it's dirty.
It smells like a lion.
Don't say that.
It smells like a lion.
Don't say that.
It smells like a lion.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
It doesn't smell like a lion.
It's an exception.
It smells like a lion.
But we're getting married, right?
That's right.
We're a winning team.
I'm getting married.
I don't like it when it smells like a lion.
Thank you for it.
I don't know much about it, but is it effective for people with muscles?
It's finished.
Is it finished?
No, it's not finished, but it's almost like a snack.
Is that so?
Is it true that it contains protein?
It contains protein, but it has a lot of fat.
We don't eat much of it.
What do you usually eat?
Chicken.
Chicken?
Chicken breast? Chicken breast. Rice.
Sazami.
You shouldn't eat rice.
If I don't eat rice, I won't have energy and my muscles won't get bigger.
I see.
It's been a while since I ate this.
It's been years.
It's this good?
It's good.
It's sweet.
I'm sorry.
Is the competition coming up?
The competition is in November for me.
It's not due yet.
Next year?
No, this year.
This year in November.
It's too late.
You eat so fast.
Yoshida and the competition.
I'm not in it.
You don't participate in the same competition?
I participated in the competition where you lift heavy objects.
Not in body making.
You participated in various competitions.
Oh, you mean real muscles.
Yes.
But I'm injured and I can't participate in it now.
What can you do?
I'm strict.
What can you do?
I'm strict.
I can only say funny things.
That's your real strength.
That's why we can't team up with you.
You look cool.
By the way, let me give you this.
"THE BUS JUICE".
This is also four pieces.
You can drink it one by one.
Can you drink it?
Yoshida will drink it in the end.
I don't want it.
Change it.
Why?
I don't want it.
Why?
Maybe we can drink it first.
No, we don't need it.
Why?
Drink it a little and put it back.
Put it back?
You can see it in the straw.
Maybe it's too much.
It's a waste of it.
Let's divide it into four pieces.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You don't get along with each other.
That's amazing.
Can you do this with only three of you?
Tanizawa won.
You can decide who you want to drink it with.
Can I?
You can drink it yourself.
You can give it to someone else.
One whole piece?
One whole piece.
Two of us can drink it.
You don't like it when two of you are chosen, do you?
"Ufufufunkyu"
Since you are here, Momo-chan.
Can I drink it?
It's yellow.
Yellow?
Because of the T-shirt?
Yes, because of the color.
Did you change your costume?
Yes, I changed my costume.
Yes, I changed it every three hours.
This is my third or fourth costume.
It's good.
Is it good?
It's very good.
Is it good?
Of course.
It's sweet.
It's protein.
We drink it for evacuation.
Evacuation?
We drink it when we are running away.
What do you call it?
Emergency?
Yes, we drink it for emergency.
You are very stupid.
Wait a minute.
"Emergency"
Do you know what "emergency" is?
If you think about it for a long time, you will know.
What do you mean by "emergency"?
It's when you can't replenish protein.
No, it's not.
It's when you can't replenish protein.
It's like gasoline.
No, it's not.
You just said you ran out of protein.
I don't know if I ran out of protein or not.
It's good.
Do you want to try it, Shinja-san?
Here you are.
Wow, it's very good.
It's three chicken salads.
Three?
Yes, it's three.
Three?
Three chicken salads.
Three chicken salads for one person?
One person?
One person needs three chicken salads for one minute?
One person needs three chicken salads for one minute and you have to eat it.
It's tough.
It's like a punishment game.
Your mouth is dry because of the chocolate you just ate.
I really wanted this protein.
I'm sure you're happy to imagine people suffering.
It's a bad way of putting it.
I've never done it like that.
I think it's better not to say it.
No, you can say it.
I don't remember doing anything to a cat.
No, you were really kind.
My juniors told me a lot of things.
For example, who?
For example, I can't say it.
About the imperial cheese gratin?
I'm Otama Jackson's...
Naka Nishi?
Naka Nishi certainly did a lot of things.
He made miso soup full of greed.
That's what I heard!
Did you say anything else?
I heard that there was a junior named Otama Jackson.
He made me eat a lot of food.
When I came out of the restaurant and said, "Thank you for the meal,"
He made me spit it all out.
You heard it, didn't you?
It's such a fantasy story.
That's right.
It's a fantasy.
I don't know what I ate, but...
When I came out of the restaurant, it looked like a stew.
Did I eat stew?
I'm sure you did.
That's a lie, though.
It's not a lie.
It's too real.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You're weak.
No, you're strong.
I see.
Rock-paper-scissors.
That's good.
Three pieces, one piece, one minute.
I'll eat it!
You won, so congratulations!
I forgot!
Completely!
Congratulations!
What about this?
Of course you can eat this.
But if you eat too much protein, you'll get diarrhea.
If you eat three of these in one minute, you'll get diarrhea.
You might run to the bathroom right away.
Take your time eating it.
You can give it to anyone.
You can choose.
Then I'll go first.
Are you ready?
I thought you were a big woman.
You have a proud body.
You were a proud dinosaur.
You can leave your glasses if you like.
Thank you for this.
This salad is delicious.
Can I eat now?
Sure.
Do you want to eat bread?
Look at me.
Are you in a good mood?
We get along very well.
We've been together for about 15 or 16 years.
I think so.
We've been together for about 18 or 19 years.
We get along very well.
But we don't go out for a meal.
We don't fight.
I'm an adult now.
We don't fight.
You're cheating.
We're fighting for the first time.
We've been together for about 4 or 5 years.
We've been together for about 5 years.
Really?
Idol groups get along very well.
Even if you don't eat together, you get along well.
We get along well.
I think idols get along well.
If you get along well from the beginning, you will get along well forever.
If you get along well and suddenly get along well, you won't get along well.
In Japan, there were six members.
One of us went to Kabuki.
We did it a lot, but it was expensive.
If there are five girls, they will definitely split up into two or three.
In bad cases, one of them will split up into four or one of them will split up into one.
Isn't it like that?
We get along very well.
But there are three girls who like one of us.
So it's not like "this girl will split up with me."
It's like "I'll split up with you in my world."
If it's a class, it's true that if there are five people, it's likely to be three people.
For example, before you get a part-time job...
Even if there are five people, it's unlikely to be three people.
We work together, but...
But it's not like we're going to eat together after work.
We don't have much of that.
We get along well just in that place.
I think it's a little close to that.
We work hard together, but...
Good relationship.
I see.
But...
Didn't you live in one place?
Well, there was a time like that.
That Osaka concert.
At that time, it was like...
"No, I actually hate her."
There wasn't such a thing.
Why do you say "there wasn't such a thing"?
I'm not good at group activities in the first place.
If I'm about to be with someone else's member, I'll stay at my hotel and be alone.
Or when I go back to Osaka, I go back home.
Being with people all the time is stressful.
I'm trying not to put it that way.
On the contrary, I'm the last one to ask for information that is distributed between members.
"No, it's like this."
"Oh, I see."
In a good way, you're keeping your distance.
I'm not keeping my distance, but I'm trying not to stress myself out.
Skyler.
I really didn't know that the president had a girlfriend until I was told I was getting married.
But apparently, among the members, the president was playing with a woman.
A woman?
Well, at that time...
Oh, that's right.
That kind of information...
The president is everyone's friend.
That's not true.
He was playing with her.
But apparently, the members knew that he was going home in the morning.
How do you know that?
"It was fun."
I've been feeling like that a lot lately.
How about you, Papimuzu?
We're really close.
You two look good together.
When we were traveling, we all stayed in the same room.
Wow, you two are close.
If you're together for about a year, no one will say anything like, "Go home and get a giraffe."
No one will say anything like that.
"You're wearing a giraffe on your back."
Maybe you've gone past that.
Oh, that's how it is.
I don't say anything anymore.
On the contrary.
So even if someone makes a fool of themselves, no one will say anything.
Is that okay?
Does that relationship work?
You're not interested in him, are you?
Oh, but...
If I had to say something extreme...
How many people are in your group?
Five people and one giraffe.
It's a little unusual.
Five normal girls and a girl who always wears a giraffe helmet.
Girls and girls.
Giraffes who really can't show their faces.
That's right.
They can't show their faces.
Giraffe.
"Man with a mission".
Oh!
He's eating the microphone, though.
With a giraffe.
With a giraffe?
He's eating it and singing it.
What?
Well, it happens.
But a giraffe doesn't have a mouth here.
No, it's not a giraffe with a real neck height.
It's a capricorn.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
Please come and see the concert.
I'll go. I'll go.
It's a great concert.
Yes, it's a fun concert.
I want to see a giraffe.
Yes.
So that's it for breakfast.
Thank you for the meal.
I'm getting sleepy from eating.
Your blood sugar level went up.
My blood sugar level went up.
Aren't you sleepy?
I'm very sleepy.
Of course you are.
How long has it been?
It's been 12 hours since we started at 8 o'clock.
Wow!
I'm sorry.
I'm sure some of you are.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.